Marry,Shag Or Kill.

[Vim Fuego]

The nominees are...

1.Michelle Ryan.

2.Pauline Fowler

3.Deidrie Barlow

 

[Nebbiolo]

Well although I wouldn't kill, I'd like to poke Michelle Ryan in the eye. She's got a big chin and fat knees. She can't act either.

 

[Vim Fuego]

Poke her in the eye eh, yer kinky bastardos.

For me, i'd Marry Deidrie for her money, kill Fowler because ...just because, and ride the arse off Michelle Ryan.

 

[Dom1878]

Shag, kill, kill

 

[Nebbiolo]

Poke her in the eye eh, yer kinky bastardos.

For me, i'd Marry Deidrie for her money, kill Fowler because ...just because, and ride the arse off Michelle Ryan.

I can't see how anyone would fancy Ryan. She's got zero personality, is wooden, plain looking and [Poor language removed]' boring.

I'd chose Pauline Fowler any day.

 

[Vim Fuego]

Shag, kill, kill

Them's not the rules Dom

 

[Vim Fuego]

I can't see how anyone would fancy Ryan. She's got zero personality, is wooden, plain looking and [Poor language removed]' boring.

I'd chose Pauline Fowler any day.

Have you seen the size of her jugs ?

 

[Seamus Colemole]

I'd shag Ryan (great jugs )

Then i'd build a time machine and go back to when Wendy Richards was hot (are you being served era) and marry her only to divorce her when she joins eastenders.

Then i'd kill Deidre Barlow cause she is just eww.

 

[Nebbiolo]

Have you seen the size of her jugs ?

I'll give her that, she's got big jugs. The rest of her, though, is just soooo unappealing.

Now, in her day, Pauline Fowler was pretty hot.

 

[Dom1878]

Them's not the rules Dom

Im sorry but id only marry michelle ryan but thats my shag option...so...

 

[Vim Fuego]

Im sorry but id only marry michelle ryan but thats my shag option...so...

So it'd have to be a sexless marriage, therefore i'll assume that you'd lob one up Deidrie Barlow

 

[Nebbiolo]

So it'd have to be a sexless marriage, therefore i'll assume that you'd lob one up Deidrie Barlow

Deidre Barlow would be his bit on the side, his guilty secret.

 

[Vim Fuego]

Deidre Barlow would be his bit on the side, his guilty secret.

Dom Rasheed

 

[Nebbiolo]

Dom Rasheed

She's the love of his life, his soul mate.

Don't go getting stabbed though, Dom.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

i'd marry that kinky cow deidre and shag her to death