Versus
It gives me great pride to do the preview of my home nation versus Switzerland. I would personally thank @ijjysmith for giving me the opportunity to do this. I will be just like the kopite journalists in the echo and offer no favouritism at all.
Before I write about my home nation and give you all interesting facts about my beautiful homeland, I will speak about Switzerland first. Switzerland is slap bang in the middle of western Europe, and during western Europe’s two most important matters in the past century ( World war 1 & 2 ) it somehow stayed neutral in the matter. Some people could say they are cowards, but they are far from it. They are like a sneak in an old western movie, who would befriend both gunslingers and say “I’ll mind your jewellery for you, just in case “hoping that they will both die to keep the spoils. Or like the gimp in blood sport who spots the gold tooth on the matt and steals it.
If our world was to enter a world war with an Alien planet, Switzerland would still declare being neutral. Laugh at my suggestion, but look at Sepp Blatter’s recent comment about an inter planetary world cup. He is already trying to cement the vote of Aliens.
I’m 100% sure that Swiss Army knives have been sold in terrorist funded nations as well, and they also incite hatred by having a cork screw for opening wine bottles. Also, the people from Switzerland have a forename and a surname, just like all the in-famous serial killers through the world.
Now onto Honduras!!!!!! The players of beautiful football. Now, I know you English may be upset about the recent friendly game and how we played it. But, in our dictionary the word “Friendly” does not exist. We play hard, and maybe not fair but at least we are not bankers for the Nazi Reich.
Our motto is “Puntapié mí , YO testamento puntapié usted en el bolas “ which in English means “ Kick me, I will kick you in the balls “ and its how we live our lives.
Our Patron saint is St Kevin Muscat, an Australian who inspires our breed of football. Please join us and support my nation against Switzerland as we smash them 2-1 and progress into the last sixteen of the world cup.
