2022/23 Michael Keane

[bullybeef]

Is like the lion out of the Wizard of Oz.

No Heart.

 

[bullybeef]

I could do with an odd job man around the house, Would he be able to put shelves up I wonder?

They would collapse after 5 mins, much like his football game.

 

[NathDogg]

Keane (along with Holgate and Mina) are in the “shop window”, apparently.

After last night, any potential customers chucked a brick through the window, then boarded the window up with the three goons still stuck in the shop.

 

[Parker]

Has he been released yet?

 

[trueblue84]

Should be made to train alone. He's the personification of a wet turd.

 

[Joey66]

He still turns like a Ten Ton Lorry.......

 

[everton1953]

Stick him up front with Rondon and get Pickford to belt high balls up the pitch.

 

[Zatara]

Remember when he called Southgate to ask why he had been dropped (and subsequently never recalled) ?

I wonder if hes knocking on Lampards door?

One positive is that he now has an Irish passport so I would hope Irish Evertonians get behind him as much as theyve supported Coleman.

Looking forward to him now being prime Nesta level in this thread

 

[MikeH72]

He’s got a strange ego for a player that never plays. You can see it from the training vids.

Really? I never watch the training videos because they’re a pointless waste of time, but I’m shocked if he has any sort of ego, fella looks like the sort of guy who jumps out of his skin when the windowcleaner turns up.

 

[marsh]

So so bad

 

[Carlito]

So just to confirm, you have now come around to the idea that Keane is nowhere near good enough and should not be playing for Everton? Something the rest of us have been saying for years and you’ve been defiant against?

All it took was a pair of bottom-half stoppers to come in and not fall over their own feet every week to show up England's Michael Keane for what he is.

 

[Runub]

England squad announced tomorrow. Will be disappointing if he does not get in

 

[Nymzee]

Really? I never watch the training videos because they’re a pointless waste of time, but I’m shocked if he has any sort of ego, fella looks like the sort of guy who jumps out of his skin when the windowcleaner turns up.

You can just tell by his nonchalant attitude on the pitch and in training when he slots the goals he looks so smug. Like Michael, you're our 6th choice centre half you cannot be smug.

 

[Eggs]

….apparently you can win a pair of his signed boots;

 

[GoldenToffee]

Sell for 75p or to the highest bidder, whichever is more.