2024/25 Michael Vincent Keane

We paid £28m for a reserve CB, and extended his £70k p/w contract?

And then replaced him with a free agent and a youth team graduate?

Why are you trying to defend the indefensible? Keane is an absolutely useless centre half. It doesn't matter that he scores a goal once every ten or twelve games, because we lose HALF the games he plays in and concede 2+ goals almost every time he plays.

He'd need to score twice PER game to make a net neutral contribution overall.
We never signed a left back either...
 

We never signed a left back either...
So?

Name me a left back who can magically make Keane a better centre half.

I'll wait.

Your entire argument is based on the idea that any cross that comes into the box is automatically a goal, therefore any fullback who fails to stop a cross is immediately at fault for conceding that goal. You don't seem to be asking "why is it that 50% of the time when a cross comes in the guy Keane is supposed to be marking scores?"

If our fullbacks need to stop EVERY cross from coming in, shouldn't you be asking WHY?
 

So?

Name me a left back who can magically make Keane a better centre half.

I'll wait.

Your entire argument is based on the idea that any cross that comes into the box is automatically a goal, therefore any fullback who fails to stop a cross is immediately at fault for conceding that goal. You don't seem to be asking "why is it that 50% of the time when a cross comes in the guy Keane is supposed to be marking scores?"

If our fullbacks need to stop EVERY cross from coming in, shouldn't you be asking WHY?

because they’re full backs and it’d they’re job?
 

So?

Name me a left back who can magically make Keane a better centre half.

I'll wait.

Your entire argument is based on the idea that any cross that comes into the box is automatically a goal, therefore any fullback who fails to stop a cross is immediately at fault for conceding that goal. You don't seem to be asking "why is it that 50% of the time when a cross comes in the guy Keane is supposed to be marking scores?"

If our fullbacks need to stop EVERY cross from coming in, shouldn't you be asking WHY?

coz keane is also cow pat
 

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