2024/25 Michael Vincent Keane

[Dublin blue 75]

Its painfully obvious to almost everyone he should be emergency 4th choice...

That first goal was so bad, he lowers his head to let Watkins head it over him. Embarrassingly bad. That goal gave them confidence and let them get back into it while putting his teammates on edge.

We are at the same point we were last season, he cant start another game and Dyche keep his job you would think...

Dyche body language screams in for a penny, in for a pound. Until Branthwaite is back (which could be 2-3 weeks yet), he will continue to select Keane.

 

[neil999]

How's Holgate doing?!

 

[Blueclouds]

How's Holgate doing?!

Probably playing Ffa with Keane in their England shirts with their names on the back with a packet of waker crisps.

 

[Harryflashman]

In recent time we’ve had Keane selected above mina to Keane to losing his rank to below mina , Keane above branthwaite and Godfrey to below the pair of them now this season he’s gone above the new signing .

It almost feels inevitable he’ll end up below O’Brien but regardless the fact we’ve seen this flip flopping hardly inspires confidence.

 

[Jacob]

Its sickening the way we have to go through this same bloody scenario all the time. Hes simply a dreadful millstone of a footballer. Hes dilatory in everything... thought, turn, anticipation, action.

With him and Young on the teamsheet , the composite effect is that we are usually at least one man down. On more than one occasion, that would be being charitable too. When is Branthwaite due back for God's sake...send him to Lourdes or something.

 

[Gene Parmesan]

Any interview for the next manager should include the question, “what are your plans for Michael Keane”?

If the answer in anyway says that he will be part of the first team squad, the interview should end immediately.

 

[kiss the crest]

This is how bad this guy is, if it was a straight choice him or Holgate to play I would flip a coin

 

[Gilbert..]

The more i watch that first goal the more i just cringe. Just attack the dam thing rather than waiting for it to drop on your head so you can just flick it away for a corner. If you attack it with force you can still put it out for a corner with a meaty forehead clearence. He gave up every advantage he had and handed it over to the attacker because he's to timid.

 

[anton66]

Its sickening the way we have to go through this same bloody scenario all the time. Hes simply a dreadful millstone of a footballer. Hes dilatory in everything... thought, turn, anticipation, action.

With him and Young on the teamsheet , the composite effect is that we are usually at least one man down. On more than one occasion, that would be being charitable too. When is Branthwaite due back for God's sake...send him to Lourdes or something.

When the opposition see them two on the team sheet it must give them a massive boost.

 

[BlueStevie35]

How's Holgate doing?!

Set to make his 2nd debut for West Brom at Portsmouth today

 

[ToffeeTim]

I'd like to see stats to confirm this, however it was bounding around yesterday that w we have, on average, conceded two goals for every game Keane has played.

We've won 2 of the 19 games he's started under Dyche according to tweet I saw yesterday

 

[MikeH72]

Remember when people said he was better than Mina

 

[Everton1654]

We've won 2 of the 19 games he's started under Dyche according to tweet I saw yesterday

Imagine being that bad at your job and still picking up £100k a week

 

[Jacob]

When the opposition see them two on the team sheet it must give them a massive boost.

Yeah....and apart from rubbing their hands in glee, I guess that some managers then tweak their tactics to target the two of them when theyre named before the k/off

 

[arch stanton]

That's not the vindication you think it is.

I wasn't absolving him of blame, far from it, it was an observation of the cause of failure.

A professional footballer should should be able to move around a bit without tripping over their own feet.

High standards I know.