The reality is Dyche is crap?
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If that would have happened yesterday -3 point's
Actually three! Don't forget when he broke up what had been a very solid CB pairing of Tarkowski and Coady because Coady made exactly two mistakes, then he left Keane out there for multiple games where he kept making multiple mistakes in each game, before finally backing down and picking Mina (who had been fit since just before Dyche arrived) to keep us up.
And that doesn't excuse Keane being the third worst CB I've seen play for Everton in the last 35 years.
(Alcaraz and Koldrup, before you ask).
I am not a big fan off Keane he is so slow on the turn. But now having him down to that late collapse that cost us 3 points - so much down to our managers wrong type of substitutions ok
windymiller
Player Valuation: £60m
I actually think I'd have Alcaraz in the side before I'd pick Keane. That's how bad he is!
Arteta2391
Player Valuation: £30m
"le i just pooped my pants face"
Hinchcliffe's Corner
Player Valuation: £40m
Joey your entire argument in this thread is that every other player and manager is bad and that's the reason for Keane being bad. We have other threads to rag on how bad the rest of the squad is, but the reality is that Keane is an abomination and you straw manning everything that comes your way is pathetic.
Chrismac
Player Valuation: £15m
Keane will move in the summer to a championship team and he'll be king.
He'll get 10 goals and look a baller against the likes of Oxford and QPR each week.
His confidence will be back and he'll sleep well on the bed of £10m notes that he's made in his time with us.
He'll get 10 goals and look a baller against the likes of Oxford and QPR each week.
His confidence will be back and he'll sleep well on the bed of £10m notes that he's made in his time with us.
Dublin blue 75
Player Valuation: £50m
Will go to Celtic or Eredivisie club. Championship clubs will have seen enough to pass up the opportunity.
Well we all know one, and he's the one who picks the fooking team
ah11984
Player Valuation: £25m
Season
22-23 : Starts - 11 Goals conceded - 21
23-24 : Starts - 4 Goals conceded - 8 (played 45 minutes at Anfield conceded 2, 33 minutes v Chelsea conceded 2, 25 minutes v Man City conceded 1).
24-25 : Starts 3 Goals conceded 10
On the face of it I don’t think he’s been any worse than Tarkowski this season but the simple fact is, when Michael Keane starts game for Everton we concede a lot of goals. It’s proven. And he is incredible weak when the pressure comes on. The Keane blindspot that Dyche has is absolutely infuriating.
It’s going to be ridiculous - but I think he will start v Villa away too, can Branthwaite get “proper match fit” in two weeks & he clearly doesn’t trust O’Brien yet. Watkins will be far, far too sharp for him.
22-23 : Starts - 11 Goals conceded - 21
23-24 : Starts - 4 Goals conceded - 8 (played 45 minutes at Anfield conceded 2, 33 minutes v Chelsea conceded 2, 25 minutes v Man City conceded 1).
24-25 : Starts 3 Goals conceded 10
On the face of it I don’t think he’s been any worse than Tarkowski this season but the simple fact is, when Michael Keane starts game for Everton we concede a lot of goals. It’s proven. And he is incredible weak when the pressure comes on. The Keane blindspot that Dyche has is absolutely infuriating.
It’s going to be ridiculous - but I think he will start v Villa away too, can Branthwaite get “proper match fit” in two weeks & he clearly doesn’t trust O’Brien yet. Watkins will be far, far too sharp for him.
It's not the 1960s, he'll retire as a millionaire and not even frequent a pub where mere mortals such as you and I might drown our Everton induced sorrows.