Michy Batshuayi

[EFC David]

Mitchybshusayi

 

[Christiffa25]

Swerve mentioning Vossen. Not as good as people make him out to be.

This. Vossen is a name that people recognise but his ability's don't match up to people's automatic opinions. PL flop in the waiting!

Defour is a interesting one, never has reached the heights people were expecting of him, could be a gamble worth taking.

 

[Moomin]

Looks like a masculine Raheem Sterling.

He could be a bigger hit with the ladies.

 

[evertony]

Its clear to me.....ground reloaction to Belgium, then sign all the Belgian lads for €2M each. Except Vossen, as he's hugely over-rated.
Get them signed before Belgium storm the World Cup and the European Championship.....even Ofoe Ojida is back fit and playing.

 

[Hellerad]

This guy?

 

[njligernj]

As usual I had never heard of this Batshuayi before clicking on this thread and after reading about him I now desperately want him to sign for us and if he does it's CL and if not we're doomed. Standard stuff.

Price seems right (too right?). What's the deal there? Why so cheap? Is it that nobody rates the league in which he's scoring or is he out of contract soon? Just young? All of the above? 3m seems low for a young striker who has scored goals. What's the deal?

 

[Librarian]

Some the names of these players are potential choking hazards to those with false teeth in the Bullens.

 

[griffla]

3m seems low for a young striker who has scored goals. What's the deal?

Michu cost about that & he'd been slotting like a muthabitch in spains top league. It can happen.
This batsh!tcrazy lad plays for Belgium U21s with Lukaku's little brother, so we might have a little route to a tap up there.

 

[Moomin]

As usual I had never heard of this Batshuayi before clicking on this thread and after reading about him I now desperately want him to sign for us and if he does it's CL and if not we're doomed. Standard stuff.

Price seems right (too right?). What's the deal there? Why so cheap? Is it that nobody rates the league in which he's scoring or is he out of contract soon? Just young? All of the above? 3m seems low for a young striker who has scored goals. What's the deal?

He has three rules to look after him.

1. He does not like bright lights.

2. Never get him wet.

3. Never feed him after midnight.

Number 3 is the most important.

 

[Member8]

He'll cost 10M rather than 3M

 

[ijjysmith]

He'll cost 10M rather than 3M

You his agent mate?

 

[Member8]

No but that's what Standard's president said

 

[ijjysmith]

No but that's what Standard's president said

Bill said Rooney was worth a lot too.

 

[Moomin]

No but that's what Standard's president said

If Standard's president said " Put your hand in the fire" would you??

 

[Fensta]

At least it'd be easy to come up with a chant for him...

Nene nene nene nene Nene nene nene nene Batshuayi !