Micks Friday Night Dilema Poll

[chicoazul]

MickNicks bird is 'away' on Friday night. What do you think will happen?

1) She is away meeting a secret [Poor language removed] buddy and deceiving Mick who will sit at home, listen to the match then 'burp the worm' over the ten minute preview on Channel X.

2) She is away meeting a secret [Poor language removed] buddy and deceiving Mick who will go out in the afternoon, get pished and then decide that he wants some strange with a random cabin crew girl who he will bump into, accidentally on purpose.

3) She is away meeting Ev, she has a things for moustaches, Mick will sit at home and think about how much he misses her.

4) She is away and not up to mischief, Mick will still burp the worm over the ten minute preview on Channel X.

5) She is away and not up to mischief, Mick will go out in the afternoon, get pished and then decide that he wants some strange with a random cabin crew girl who he will bump into, accidentally on purpose.

Answers on a postcard please.

I reckon number 5.

 

[Latch]

i think you should have included option 6 Chico ...........

6)...mick's gf is only going away because the game is on and she loves him so much that she doesn't want to disturb him, but she will come back during the ' 10 minute preview ' and catch her beloved frantically ' Burping the Worm '
This will result in her dumping him ( How could you ) and leaving a ' Blow up Doll ' as a parting gift for him propped up against his front door.
This will leave the way clear for you to send her the air fare to Havanna where she will join your Harem as ' Miss Tuesday '.
After a month she will miss Mick's flowing locks and west country twang, return to the Uk and back into the arms of her one true love.

Mike will continue to ' Burp the Worm ' at every opportunity.

 

[chicoazul]

I do prefer option 6.

Well then Mick, what really happened?

*drum roll*

 

[micknick]

Burping the worm (hahahaha) is the most natural thing you can do and i did it. Went out, went home and then bed, alone. Boring really

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Burping the worm... milking the goat.... cant decide which is a better way to put it now! haha