Dymak
Player Valuation: £40m
All the things you are lamenting him for is what makes him a winner, and it's why he is seen as someone who would be a positive influence in the dressing room. Mary Poppins was a fine bastion of virtue, but I doubt she would have been any good at influencing footballers whose primary objective is to win football matches. This weird 'need' to be nice guys isn't going to take us anywhere and we will eventually end up like Villa if it continues.