minor things that make you fume

[Kurt.]

I used to be Quality Manager for a frozen ready meal company which made among other things, cheap nasty supermarket homebrand lasagnes, and received a complaint which said "I took a girl back to my house last night and put your lasagne in the microwave to share, but it came out as a sloppy disgusting mess and the girl was so disgusted she left and I didn't get my blow job. What are you going to do about that?"

At leaat one of them ended up a sloppy mess