Minor things that puzzle you

[kev]

It's supposed to be a bag for life . . . so why do we have dozens of the feckers?

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

Worst

Dom hate

 

[tommye]

It's supposed to be a bag for life . . .

So disappointed when this wasn't what I thought.



Koff Tesco

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

The noisiest food possible, popcorn, being the snack of choice in a cinema. Who came up with that?

 

[Walken]

The noisiest food possible, popcorn, being the snack of choice in a cinema. Who came up with that?

Eating in the cinema full stop, and if you bring something that rustles I should be allowed to execute you on the spot

 

[magicjuan]

Seeds. How do you get a huge tree in there?

 

[Kurt.]

How come ribbed condoms don’t taste of ribs ?
(So I’m told)

 

[Nobby Nobbs]

Who first thought of milking a cow, and what did he think he was doing.

 

[LEONARD]

Over friendly young shop assistants who end my transaction with, 'See you later'.

?

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

Who first thought of milking a cow, and what did he think he was doing.

Creating a computer chip out of sand as well. We're a clever species sometimes.

 

[summerisle]

Over friendly young shop assistants who end my transaction with, 'See you later'.

?

It's not just shop assistants, everyone's feckin ' saying it, really grinds my gears.

 

[chrismpw]

The noisiest food possible, popcorn, being the snack of choice in a cinema. Who came up with that?

Breath stinks, whole cinema stinks of it too.

 

[chrismpw]

It's not just shop assistants, everyone's feckin ' saying it, really grinds my gears.

Like being called "mate" or (in mixed company) "guys" ... or the worst - an utility company - anonymously signed, starting correspondence with "Dear Chris."

 

[chrismpw]

How newspapers are still a thing. People still fall for what they make up with transfer blather?

 

[Tipp blue]

People who use the word monkey when talking about an ape...