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toffeestillidie

toffeestillidie

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so in watching the [Poor language removed] play recently, its become increasingly apparent to me just how much of football is luck, and more importantly how poor our luck seems to be.

i haven't done this before, but as a showing of support for the team and in hopes that maybe it'll cause our luck to change, i wanted to see how many people would be with me on giving something up till the end of the season. So far i've pledged not to wank till the season is over for everton (or atleast their final spot is solidified), but with only a little over a month left that's an easy one so i wanted to add more to it.

anyone else interested in a personal sacrifice to hopefully turn everton's mojo for the better, and anyone have ideas?
 

toffeestillidie said:
so in watching the [Poor language removed] play recently, its become increasingly apparent to me just how much of football is luck, and more importantly how poor our luck seems to be.

i haven't done this before, but as a showing of support for the team and in hopes that maybe it'll cause our luck to change, i wanted to see how many people would be with me on giving something up till the end of the season. So far i've pledged not to wank till the season is over for everton (or atleast their final spot is solidified), but with only a little over a month left that's an easy one so i wanted to add more to it.

anyone else interested in a personal sacrifice to hopefully turn everton's mojo for the better, and anyone have ideas?
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Easy!? Over a month!?

I was thinking of not having a wank until Everton's next game.

And that would be a struggle.

Especially when Animal Park comes on (for Kate Humble not the camels!).

Would. Not. Stop.

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chicoazul said:
I'll lay off being sick in my mouth and swallowing it for the aforementioned period.

breaks out in a cold sweat*
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You'll never be able to maintain the giving up of such a pleasurable activity. It'll be like trying to give up having a stiffy the moment you wake up. b)
 
I'll stop mugging old laides, best time of the year for it aswell. Not to hot, not to cold, their out walking all day!!

[Poor language removed]......i'll do it for everton.
 

ToffeeDan said:
I'll (try and) give up smoking.

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hmm that's very admirable, may turn out better for your health in the long run as well. as i'm underage i only have a cigar on occasion, so its no great feat for me but i think i might go ahead and do the same. (also 4/20 is coming up, don't know if it has the same significance in the UK but here in the states everyone lights up on the green, i haven't done it in some 8 months but it'll still be tempting).


heatmeiser said:
Easy!? Over a month!?

I was thinking of not having a wank until Everton's next game.

And that would be a struggle.

Especially when Animal Park comes on (for Kate Humble not the camels!).

Would. Not. Stop.

katehumble.jpg
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hmm true its proving a more difficult task than i expected and its been less than a week, i'm starting to crack up a bit. if wanking is out of the question, surely there's something else you can stop for the mighty blues!
 

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