Monty Python

[Screech]

Classics... pick your favourites

“We are no longer the knights who say ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!”

“I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”

“Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!”

YouTube - Monty Python And The Holy Grail- The Black Knight

The Black Knight > *

 

[bigbadjeff]

The contractual obligations album and the track 'sit on my face and tell me that you love me' is one of my all time favourites.

 

[Screech]

The parrot - shop scene is a classic too

 

[Goat]

YouTube - Life of Brian - Stoning (Immaculate Edition)

 

[best little spaniard]

"He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy"

Brilliant

 

[teppic]

arse trumpets

 

[matteusjack]

centurwion...fwoh him to the floor.....

welease wodderwick,,,,

bigus dickus.....

 

[Blue Wiz]

Many of their songs are great.

"Lumberjack"

"Sit on my face"

"Every sperm is sacred"

"Always look at the bright side of life"

Otherwise I love the scene on the show where they are intervjued many years after Monty Python have ended and they "accidently" knock down the urn with Graham's cremated remains.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

You go swannin' off with your coal minin' friends


I've 'ad more garla lunches than you've 'ad 'ot dinners

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

The scene in life of brian when they are strung up in a cell, and the guard spits on him, and the old man says "you lucky bastar*" Always cracks me up that

 

[Goat]

YouTube - Life of Brian (1979) 4/9

4.40 classic.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

You've gotta haggle. ten for that you must be mad.

The life of Brian is endlessly funny

 

[McBain]

My favorites are

-Historical figures playing football,
-The one where John Cleese is a dumb Footballer, and he always answers questions with "Orite Brian, Im opening a Boutique!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw8ZL_gcTSM
-Anything with 'The Gumbys' "I hate people...standing in water!!!"
-Terry Jones as 'The Bishop' is a classic

and my all time fave ep is the deja vou episode with the milkman psycologist. "How many pints of milk am I holding up?" "3" "How many pints of milk do you want" "err 3?"

 

[Gazdalf]

The Bruce's philosophers song. from live at the hollywood bowl. Best Python show ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_WRFJwGsbY


American beer is like making love in a canoe.

"Fuucking close to water"

 

[SuitsBlueX2]

Ministry for funny walks?