Most asked questions

[Groucho]

What’s the question you ask most in your house?

Mine’s “where are my slippers?”

 

[marnie]

I class this place as my house for the last 6 months. My Question would be ............ '' How have I GOT through it without you all ''

 

[tommye]

Really?

 

[Nymzee]

"why am I always down 1 spoon"

 

[Dixieslaces]

Glasses... wheres me glasses...

Normally on head.

 

[dholliday]

Can i put Magma on now?

 

[Goat]

Did you find that there?

 

[summerisle]

Cuppa tea ?

 

[Kurt.]

Who’s robbed my charger ?

 

[john jako]

Why you put the heating on, where not made of money.

 

[carlos21]

Why you put the heating on, where not made of money.

Hi John how are you doing tonight.

 

[chrismpw]

Me:
Where are my glasses?
Do you want a cup of tea?

Wife:
Will you do (put anything here)
Can I have a glass of water* with my tea?**

*great ... 3 drinks, 2 hands, 2 journeys.

** has anybody else observed the female predilection for drinks with an "and" in it? The "and" must make it special. Maybe I should 7se it - like "beer and another beer."

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Where are my keys?

Drives me mad BTW, they're YOUR keys ffs. I don't know what YOU have done with them.

 

[wgtwiddle]

** has anybody else observed the female predilection for drinks with an "and" in it? The "and" must make it special. Maybe I should 7se it - like "beer and another beer."

Cup of tea?

"No, I'll have a glass of water.... with ice" ?

 

[wgtwiddle]

** has anybody else observed the female predilection for drinks with an "and" in it? The "and" must make it special. Maybe I should 7se it - like "beer and another beer."

Cup of tea?

"No, I'll have a glass of water.... with ice" ?