National coitus day apparently

[Taifi gorm]

So my mate, well associate. You know we all have one who runs a pony-play club, anti-vaccine, earth is flat kind of guy.
Kindly informed me of the significance of the day and who better to conduct a poll than the enlightened folks here.

 

[chrismpw]

* Warms the lube

 

[Milk]

My copy is dogeared ….

 

[trueblue84]

Yer mar

 

[MrPerfectNot]

I thought they would have lined this day up with:

 

[LEONARD]

Cup of tea, and slice of cake please.

 

[tommye]

 

[Rita_Poon]

anticlimax wasn't it...

Gonorrhoea and syphilis at record levels in 2022

Last year, gonorrhoea diagnoses were highest on record and syphilis diagnoses were highest since 1948.

www.gov.uk

 

[Yarrgh]

Ffs, I wad going to have a day off too.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

 

[canuckblue]

Ffs, I wad going to have a day off too.

Don't think a self-tug counts.

 

[Yarrgh]

Don't think a self-tug counts.

Better take "Enjoying National Coitus Day" off my status on Facebook then.

 

[Joey66]

Better take "Enjoying National Coitus Day" off my status on Facebook then.

Does it take some licking ? lol