negative advertising

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

it's a way of selling something by basically giving all the bad points, check out this ebay ad for a caravan, how the guy intends getting rid of it god only knows
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Avondale-Leda...1725&_trkparms=39:1|65:7&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

there was a hostel in amsterdam that had a full tram painted up with all negative slogans about it i.e. there's dogshit in the hallway, the kitchen is filthy etc,

one of the most famous was the "i hate marmite" one

any other gems youve seen ?

any kirkby ones will be removed, if you all want to bleat on about it then feck off back to kipper.

 

[Blue Lou]

There's an estate agent in this country somewhere that does it like that. It points out all the flaws in houses to try and sell them.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

I hear that's the tactic Kentight uses when he puts the club about in billionaire land.

Everton FC for sale - but it's [Poor language removed], you don't really wanna. Our new stadium is in the fruit and veg aisle at Kirkby Tesco. Buy Citeh instead, there's a good despot.

 

[chicoazul]

For Sale: One [Poor language removed] Dutch Winger...

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

For Sale: One [Poor language removed] Dutch Winger...

*spelling mistake...write out 10 times

for sale one bone idle dutch pisshead whinger.......and dog

 

[Sharpys top lip]

Do you fancy buying a top class right back........

Cant pass
Cant tackle
[Poor language removed] in the air
looks like chris martin
an has a worse shot than a pist cowboy

In fact fukk it................Just take him FFS.













Love you really hibbo.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

for sale : for sale injury prone midfielder who can never really be arsed turning out unless its a high profile game, in which he'll make an appearance and then jump around whilst parading the trophy like he's ran the whole campaign.

thats right lads its Harrison Kewell, if that wasnt the description given then we can look forward to the rs getting a lawsuit against them by galatasary.

theres hope for us yet, think they may fancy a dutchman to sit on the bench with harrison