Never

[Cal]

Spill a pot noodle over yourself, boiling hot one at that.

I'm in absolute agony here.

 

[jon_efc]

is it like sticking a dildo up your bum

 

[Cal]

I'm not sure, never done it mate.

 

[monty]

I'm not sure, never done it mate.

Jon will have I'm sure

Did you scald your knackers Cal

 

[Cal]

Jon will have I'm sure

Did you scald your knackers Cal

If that happened mate, i'd be droppign them in a bowl of ice not posting on here

 

[monty]

If that happened mate, i'd be droppign them in a bowl of ice not posting on here

I wondered if your opening comments were a euphemism

 

[Cal]

I wondered if your opening comments were a euphemism

I should of put my hand actually

No but i can still smell the pot noodle, gutted still

 

[halo]

is it like sticking a dildo up your bum

see i go away for a wee bit - come back on and it looks like nothings changed

 

[monty]

see i go away for a wee bit - come back on and it looks like nothings changed

Hi Ya Halo, welcome back my love, trust you to jump on that comment

 

[halo]

hey there you too (mwah)

well you should know me by now - just going to kitchen to get me duster looks like place needs cleaning up a wee bit

 

[monty]

hey there you too (mwah)

well you should know me by now - just going to kitchen to get me duster looks like place needs cleaning up a wee bit

it seems that the Chico man is having to earn his bread tonight hence him not being in, Mick is getting his beauty sleep ( he needs it)

 

[halo]

trust me to come in on a quiet night then

 

[SuitsBlue]

you can go and run the rule over some of the refereeing staff that currently infect the premier league if you like.

bleach might not be strong enough, DDT might be more appropriate.

 

[coyney]

If you need soothing cream Chico will gladly apply it If it makes you feel better a couple of years ago a mate played away while on nightwork,his missus found out and poured the hot chip fat over his privates he was in agony for months,told us he smelt the fat melting but though his wife was getting his tea ready

 

[monty]

If you need soothing cream Chico will gladly apply it If it makes you feel better a couple of years ago a mate played away while on nightwork,his missus found out and poured the hot chip fat over his privates he was in agony for months,told us he smelt the fat melting but though his wife was getting his tea ready

Hm deep fried meat and two veg, beats pot noodle any day