Start at the top, I'm the same no tattoo's* never seen the point but we will soon be in the minority! The Social Media's everybody wants to get their 15 minutes of fame and be an "Influencer"!? The youth of today, <25 couldn't survive without expressing every thought they have ever had no matter how stupid or inane.
The rest I can go along with, for some reason I am thinking it was an Italian club but you get the drift.
*I can't claim a perfect body but I have been told there is a perfect appendage attached!
And yes I am a miserable, middle aged **** ***** *** **** £^&&^%$!.