Onwards Evertonians
Player Valuation: £8m
It's going to be interesting to watch the RS go through different stages as our new home progresses.
Currently they are in the 'denial' phase, taking the piss, they can't believe it will never happen kind of comments.
Second stage will come when announcement is made - 'anger' - expect major meltdown in blogs and radio phone in's, letters to MP's and council, bullets in the post, it's a word heritage site, there's a rare red frog only found in BMD, blah blah etc...
When they start to see the stadium actually getting built it will be major depression and they will at that point probably turn on themselves - 'why didn't we build a new stadium on the docks'... 'how come all we have is a new stand'.. 'where's the Suarez money'... . when they drop out of top 4 and see continued success by our team the depression will accelerate
Final stage is acceptance - 'well at least we get to see a game in a nice shiny stadium once a year'
There's a few more stages after that, firstly their kids will want to watch the blues, then they'll become alcoholics and end up being binbaged, and finally they'll end up in a doorway in Church Street with their dog and a cardboard banjo.