New Everton Stadium - Hill Dickinson Stadium

Toilet paper with Stevie Gs face on would be good. Imagine the satisfaction every wipe would bring.

Na ...it would be a bit too slippy for me.

lollollol

Bit like that stuff we used to have in school in the 70s - made of crisp packets - used to give up wiping your arse once you couldn't reach between your shoulder blades!!
 
Izal wasn't it?;)lollol
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lollol


:Blink::Blink:
None of this Labrador puppy shenanigans - more like wiping your arse with a hedgehog.

Ideal for the away end traps - mix it up with the cheap single ply from Lidl to help the away supporters to get in touch with their "inner selves" as well.
 
Thanks to the above posts the algorithm on my phone is advertising memory foam mattresses. I suppose it's a break from "meet Russian singles". Will they have them at the new ground?

Was up on Everton Brow this morning, I head up there most Sundays, peering across the river. If our new stadium comes to pass then I will go up there every day. The view will be even more magical.
 

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