ForeverBlue92
Player Valuation: £80m
Probably the Fire Service.
A dear friend of mine was a Fire Fighter in Wigan, the absolute bright spark that he is vaulted a fence and got his tunic caught on it leaving his feet dangling inches from the ground. Same bloke also, quite literally, got lost in a cupboard at a scene thinking it was a dark room. I adore the lad, proper salt of the earth bloke, I wouldn't trust him with a plastic spoon though.
Sounds painful