New Everton Stadium

[tommye]

Indeed. Y'know he was buried in Everton shorts was Ararat. And a Newcastle shirt, and Spurs socks.

It was his last wish to buried in the Gazza strip.

Take a bow son, take a bow...

 

[arch stanton]

This plaice has gotten terrible, and trawling through the last few pages I think the mods have to shoal-der the blame. @Exeter_Gently does a couple of harmless yer ma jokes and gets hooked for it yet we have pages upon pages of fishy gags that slip through the net.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

This plaice has gotten terrible, and trawling through the last few pages I think the mods have to shoal-der the blame. @Exeter_Gently does a couple of harmless yer ma jokes and gets hooked for it yet we have pages upon pages of fishy gags that slip through the net.

All this aggro over some old trout.

*runs*

 

[Rob17896]

Trawling the depths with some of these puns.

Think we need to name a stand / get a sponsorship deal for one after this fish based kerfuffle.

Stand 1: The Stonewall End
Stand 2: The Free Palestine Kop / The Yassa Arafat Memorial Stand
Stand 3: The Anglers Weekly stand.

I know @Rob17896 definitely supports the first two.

Actually the 3rd does it for me. But stadium related how about Custer's Last Stand in honour of the cowboy who tried to get us a council loan to build it.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Actually the 3rd does it for me. But stadium related how about Custer's Last Stand in honour of the cowboy who tried to get us a council loan to build it.

Or the Desperation Kirkby memorial stand? Better than naming one after Kenwright lol.

 

[Brisan123]

Things have gone very quiet on this forum, bit like the stadium?

I’ve got a tingling feeling all of a sudden

 

[Sinski]

Cometh the hour....


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Put down on the permit as person responsible for removing the fish. Might be a problem that.

 

[Brisan123]

It's not a fishing permit, it's the necessary approval for all the fish in BMD to be properly netted and removed with as minimal distress and loss of life as possible.
There are estimated to be circa 11,000 or more fish living in BMD, so it can't be rushed.
Ergo, it can't be done gung-ho by a fleet of French or Spanish super-trawlers.

Brexit means they are out of the equation
Get them Shetland islands lads in
They will sort it

 

[Rob17896]

Now there is a brilliant idea! One stand called the Stonewall end and the opposite one the 'Free Palestine Kop'. I like your thinking fella!

And my apologies for getting a bit wound up but I don't see there needs to be a gay protest group in the UK any longer. The only homophobes are people who are too thick to educate, they will die out. I can see trans still has a way to go, but that is complicated, the rest I can't see a problem anymore.
There again I am a white hetro so maybe I just don't see it.
Auto fill made me a white hero, thank god I noticed.

 

[Brisan123]

I think they have - with the help of probably local marine scientists - to submit a fully detailed plan of how it will be done and precisely by whom.

It can't be done by anglers with rods and lines - I've asked.

Is Hibbo a mate of yours lol

 

[Brisan123]

cant they just open the door and let them swim out into the Misery?

The dock is a bit like Finch Farm
Open the doors ask them to leave and the deadwood hangs around

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

And my apologies for getting a bit wound up but I don't see there needs to be a gay protest group in the UK any longer. The only homophobes are people who are too thick to educate, they will die out. I can see trans still has a way to go, but that is complicated, the rest I can't see a problem anymore.
There again I am a white hetro so maybe I just don't see it.
Auto fill made me a white hero, thank god I noticed.

Ah don't worry mate, I was being entirely tongue in cheek anyway. 90% of what I post should be taken as silliness! Honestly thought you'd clocked I was not being entirely serious!

 

[Rob17896]

Or the Desperation Kirkby memorial stand? Better than naming one after Kenwright lol.

The Laundry Stand in honour of the funds that will enable the build.

 

[Brisan123]

We need to scoop them out and get them couriered for the health check. So if you see a load of DPD drivers around BMD they will be full of fish.

@roydo
You ready to go back to work yet
That’s one package you could throw over the wall into a pond lol

 

[The binman chronicles]

What if they are kopite fish , and refuse to budge . “ We Shall Not Be Moved “ placards , and stuff

Definitely going to fail the medical then. "Hey boss, look at all these fish, each one covered in a million pin badges".