The binman chronicles
Player Valuation: £80m
In short, we were never actually close apart from in imaginary fantastical scenarios.
Giroud had a medical here.
Lukaku had already done a u turn and decided to stay the year before.
Silva's assistant and Gana were here and working well.
Alright James being fit for a season might be fafantastical, I'll give you that.
Life is a full of crossways where one or two decisions or events take you in a completely different direction. Some of those we control like us wasting millions upon millions, some we don't like Zidane leaving RM whilst we had Ancelotti, like PSG wanting an aged Gana instead of a Kante who would have easily been in budget for them, like João Pedro Sousa deciding that was the right time to go be a manager, like Man utd thinking Lukaku would fit into their style of play.
Sometimes they work in your favour and sometimes they don't but there is nothing imaginary about it. At each point we tried to climb the greasy pole we have had another setback.