The binman chronicles
Player Valuation: £80m
I had two last night, one at 4 am and another at 5.30am, Its just cos I like having my prostate examined, look no hands!
I bet they sort Evertons leak quicker than mine !
This is why we need to look on the bright side of this, for starters everyone in that corner won't ever have to leave their seat to go to the bathroom...