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New Everton Stadium

I’d honestly be surprised if there isn’t wet paint somewhere in the stadium for the first home match of next season.

Anneka Rice will be choppering out as the turnstiles start clicking.

I used to love challenge Anneka, chopper chopping everywhere, Anneka in a nicely fitted tracksuit top looking for a clue in a fish market, people in the studio looking like sad little tossers dripping in sweat.

Boss tv

Anneka Rice, I loved you then, I love you now, I'll always love you and you can ride my chopper anytime you like
 
You just wanna see the tunnel and the grass on the pitch...

Tommy, this is what I'm gonna do tonight

I'm gonna start off with an episode of challenge Anneka
Followed by the Krypton Factor
Once the ale kicks in I'll do 20 minutes of body popping/break dancing/free spirit manoeuvres
Then it's 2 episodes of Knightmare followed by 3 episodes of Gamesmaster
If im still standing, I'll do my personal version of the Torville & Dean Bolero and write a letter to Madonna telling her that she missed out massively not hooking up with the 11 year old me in 1989

All in all, I've got a decent plan which will all come together perfectly once the wife and kids sod off and vacate my living room space (which is larger than Evertons pitch which doesn't fit)
 

I used to love challenge Anneka, chopper chopping everywhere, Anneka in a nicely fitted tracksuit top looking for a clue in a fish market, people in the studio looking like sad little tossers dripping in sweat.

Boss tv

Anneka Rice, I loved you then, I love you now, I'll always love you and you can ride my chopper anytime you like

Oh yes. And Treasure Hunt. Although I did prefer Annabel Croft. Sod I'd go back in time and have both in their prime. Along with a boss Everton.

And I'll bring this stadium with me just to keep it relevant in this thread. :blush:
 
Tommy, this is what I'm gonna do tonight

I'm gonna start off with an episode of challenge Anneka
Followed by the Krypton Factor
Once the ale kicks in I'll do 20 minutes of body popping/break dancing/free spirit manoeuvres
Then it's 2 episodes of Knightmare followed by 3 episodes of Gamesmaster
If im still standing, I'll do my personal version of the Torville & Dean Bolero and write a letter to Madonna telling her that she missed out massively not hooking up with the 11 year old me in 1989

All in all, I've got a decent plan which will all come together perfectly once the wife and kids sod off and vacate my living room space (which is larger than Evertons pitch which doesn't fit)
Don’t forget to end up with the Rubiks Cube
 
Oh yes. And Treasure Hunt. Although I did prefer Annabel Croft. Sod I'd go back in time and have both in their prime. Along with a boss Everton.

And I'll bring this stadium with me just to keep it relevant in this thread. :blush:

Annabel Croft, good shout that. I love you too Annabel and I'd like to invite you and Anneka and Madonna to the opening of BMD and then we'll go to the Titanic for a nipple or two

Edit - I meant tipple not nipple
 

I am so proud to see that one of the first comments I saw on the pics of the new lights was someone asking “are they going to be altered or are they staying like that?” The new stadium equivalent of winning and climbing the table, but not in the right way.
 

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