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Subject: Newfie joke
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big
smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them
what has happened.
"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure whilst making
love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector," says
the Coroner.
"Second body: Irishman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery,
spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
The Inspector asked, "What about the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner. "This is the most unusual one. Jethro, 30,
from Newfoundland, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
"Thought he was having his picture taken."
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Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big
smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them
what has happened.
"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure whilst making
love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector," says
the Coroner.
"Second body: Irishman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery,
spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
The Inspector asked, "What about the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner. "This is the most unusual one. Jethro, 30,
from Newfoundland, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
"Thought he was having his picture taken."
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