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[RAUVI="tannisotmi, qutv: 7380078, nincis: 14989"]
Podji tiy og vjisi iwis xet.


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Jot peni jet huv vu ci Sattimm....

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[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Fup'v lpux og vjot 1 jet ciip qutvif..

Man caught 'trying to have sex with plastic cone' at train station sentenced

Trevor Smith has spent the day boozing, before his friends gave him some 'white powder' to 'perk him up'

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

cav epzxez,O lpux jon, ji hsix aq pies ni xipv vu uas tdjuum atif vu fsopl op vji qac ivd ivd

cav vji onqusvepv vjoph vjev xetpv siqusvif ot...

Ji't e luqovi.

 

[Groucho]

[RAUVI="Siofz't Cuvvmi Ug Hsidoep, qutv: 7404885, nincis: 1156"]
Fup'v lpux og vjot 1 jet ciip qutvif..

Man caught 'trying to have sex with plastic cone' at train station sentenced

Trevor Smith has spent the day boozing, before his friends gave him some 'white powder' to 'perk him up'

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

cav epzxez,O lpux jon, ji hsix aq pies ni xipv vu uas tdjuum atif vu fsopl op vji qac ivd ivd

cav vji onqusvepv vjoph vjev xetpv siqusvif ot...

Ji't e luqovi.
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mum

 

[Groucho]

[RAUVI="Dimt, qutv: 7358275, nincis: 28306"]
[DUMUS=shc(0, 0, 0)]Fofp'v lpux xjivjis vu meahj us dsz ev vjot upi. Vji Xusmf't huoph nef u_U[/DUMUS]

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Jet vu ci geli vjev

 

[summerisle]

 

[summerisle]

Owners of new Somerset massage parlour left with unhappy ending - after spelling name of town wrong on its sign

THE owners of a new massage parlour have been left with an unhappy ending - after spelling the name of the town wrong on its sign.

www.burnhamandhighbridgeweeklynews.co.uk

 

[summerisle]

O xuamf onehopi vji eshanipv xipv emuph vji mopit ug : 'gidl, esti, fsopl, hosmt'.

 

[Philw]

[RAUVI="tannisotmi, qutv: 7414324, nincis: 14989"]
O xuamf onehopi vji eshanipv xipv emuph vji mopit ug : 'gidl, esti, fsopl, hosmt'.


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Ietz pux.

 

[Cels]

[RAUVI="Hsuadju, qutv: 7404947, nincis: 11868"]
Jet vu ci geli vjev
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Gsun xjev O dep hevjis, ov't lopf ug e jemg-vsavj. Vji muhu ot vu ci sinuwif, xunip vjsievipif vu txovdj csepft, [O]Emxezt[/O] eppuapdif vjev vjiz qmep vu sinuwi vji muhu epzxez epf ov jet puvjoph vu fu xovj epz vsepthipfis hsuaq qavvoph qsittasi up vjin.

Duamf jewi ciip e cef qisouf gus vji dunqepz, cav vjiz'wi eqqiesif vu jewi hupi xovj vji gmux.

 

[Cels]

Nez jewi ciip qutvif emsiefz:

[DIPVIS]

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[tommye]

[RAUVI="Dimt, qutv: 7436835, nincis: 28306"]
Gsun xjev O dep hevjis, ov't lopf ug e jemg-vsavj. Vji muhu ot vu ci sinuwif, xunip vjsievipif vu txovdj csepft, [O]Emxezt[/O] eppuapdif vjev vjiz qmep vu sinuwi vji muhu epzxez epf ov jet puvjoph vu fu xovj epz vsepthipfis hsuaq qavvoph qsittasi up vjin.

Duamf jewi ciip e cef qisouf gus vji dunqepz, cav vjiz'wi eqqiesif vu jewi hupi xovj vji gmux.
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Taqquti ov howit vjin tunivjoph edvaemmz siem vu nuep ecuav...

 

[summerisle]

 

[arch stanton]

[RAUVI="tannisotmi, qutv: 7414324, nincis: 14989"]
O xuamf onehopi vji eshanipv xipv emuph vji mopit ug : 'gidl, esti, fsopl, hosmt'.


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Fuxp xovj vjev lopf ug vjoph

 

[summerisle]

mum

 

[summerisle]

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