Morty
Player Valuation: £25k
Long time Everton admirer here. Finally taking the plunge into this relationship after visiting Merseyside for the first time a few weeks back. Not sure what took me so long to get there but it sealed the deal for me.
I bought a hat and t-shirt at the club shop, so I assume I'm officially "in", right? Cool.
I'm from Wisconsin, across the pond. It's cold here.
I found these forums on these here interwebs.
I enjoyed watching Howard when he had athleticism and the letters M, L & S weren't in his alphabet.
I currently enjoy watching Ross Barkley do his thing.
Pineapple on Pizza is equivalent to Satan kissing your mother. In front of your father.
Good to be here.
#COYB
I bought a hat and t-shirt at the club shop, so I assume I'm officially "in", right? Cool.
I'm from Wisconsin, across the pond. It's cold here.
I found these forums on these here interwebs.
I enjoyed watching Howard when he had athleticism and the letters M, L & S weren't in his alphabet.
I currently enjoy watching Ross Barkley do his thing.
Pineapple on Pizza is equivalent to Satan kissing your mother. In front of your father.
Good to be here.
#COYB