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A mate sent me this, i can only imagine its a wind-up, here are the lowlights...........................

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My son's penis problem
by Female Guest on Sat Mar 11, 2006 5:42 am

My son is 19 and though I have not seen him nude since he was a boy, I had seen him by accident about 6 months ago, when he had somehow ended up falling asleep naked in his room after a shower with his door wide open. He was on his back and erect in his sleep. I noticed his hard-on had a severe curve upward.

We sat and talked after locking his bedroom door. He told me it had started when he was like 12 and got worse, and as I examined it more closely and attempted to straighten it out, it would straighten only very slightly before it would hurt him to force it any further.

I had taken a little massage therapy classes in the past, and I even work on it for and hour or so, 3 days of every week in the evening. It was embarassing for us both in the beginning and I know it still it is, and even more so that he ejaculates everytime during the massage

 

[NeoNaoNeo]

Funniest thing I've read in a while

 

[GrandOldTeam]

News.com.au Ask Bossy Blog

Some of the things on that are great

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

does that fall into the "things you need your mummy/daddy to do for you" danny ?

 

[toffeestillidie]

does that fall into the "things you need your mummy/daddy to do for you" danny ?

must spread rep!!

 

[TX Bill]

does that fall into the "things you need your mummy/daddy to do for you" danny ?

Please, please someone give him some rep for this as I can't either !!!

 

[heatmeiser]

This particularly tickled me;

"Good on you.

I bet you get a great Mothers Day present this year.

When will you allow him to therapy-bum you?"

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

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Re: My son's penis problem

by Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian on Fri Mar 20, 2009 1:50 am
you say you are all each other has, things must be very difficult for you, maybe i could offer you both a helping hand. It's been proven that to rectify muscle/tissue damage, equal pressure around the area will be beneficial, kind of like wringing clothes in a mangle, this will also probably be embarrasing at first but the only thing that can apply such pressure is breasts, if you use them to simulataneously massage the affected area then i'm sure you will soon see some

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Soon see some..... Soon see some?!?!?! God damn Reidy don't leave a boy hanging here. I have a tissue ready and everything, don't stop now!

 

[heatmeiser]

Soon see some..... Soon see some?!?!?! God damn Reidy don't leave a boy hanging here. I have a tissue ready and everything, don't stop now!

I'm going for 'results'

Either that or 'jizz'.....

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

sorry it needs finishing off.


"worthwile results"

 

[Bundy]

No wonder you're living at McDonalds, I dont blame your wife one bit.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

No wonder you're living at McDonalds, I dont blame your wife one bit.

i'm at wimpy now, although the flame grilled smell is getting into my clothes tbh, i discovered if you if go into a steam room then sauna fully clothed then it gets them clean and they stay dry.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

and if you want to know how i figured that out, i was fitting some webcams.

goodnight all.

 

[chicoazul]

Night mate.