Overheard in NY

[McBain]

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some classic one-liners in there

Upper-East-Side lady on cell: I know, but I was at a funeral all day...Yeah, it was sad, but I really didn't know him at all...This saddest thing was seeing his daughters upset. They're the same ages as--Wow! This shirt is only $19!! You can't even buy a freaking Frappuccino for $19! I'm getting it in blue.

--Banana Republic, 86th & 3rd

Overheard by: DC

 

[bigbadjeff]

Overheard in New York | Most Popular Quotes

some classic one-liners in there

Some absolute classics there, thanks for posting

 

[TX Bill]

Just spent the last 20 minutes laughing my head off.

Thanks for that.

 

[coolblue007]

Suit on cell: If he doesn't get me the fcuking money, I'll kill that b!tch!
Hobo: How about you give me some money, and I'll kill that b!tch?

 

[Azzbot]

Small child in stroller: Mommy, why did you wake me up? Don't wake me up when I'm sleeping!
Mom: Fine. I'll leave you on the train and you can miss your stop and then the rats will get you.

*insert numerous laughing emotions, which im not sure how to do yet*

 

[Cahill's Metatarsal]

Coworker #1: So what've you been up to?
Coworker #2: The usual. Just whacked off.
Coworker #1: Dude, you're on speakerphone.

 

[Cahill's Metatarsal]

They get better

Guy: I was seeing her for a while, but it just wasn't working out. I guess I'm not over Jessica.
Girl: What?
Guy: What do you mean, what?
Girl: I thought you were gay.
Guy: Oh, because I'm a hairdresser. How original. Just because I'm a hairdresser you think I'm gay.
Girl: No. I thought you were gay because when I stayed at your house four years ago I woke up and saw you ******* Matt in the ass!
Guy: Oh my God. Matt and I have never talked about that night.