Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian
The Unobstructed View
Underwear-shunning pop princess, Michelle, served her Celebrity Come Dine With Me guests a heady mix of booze and chocolate. What a gal
Platinum selling pop princess, Michelle Heaton lives in Windsor, so it's a trip to the Queen's corner shop for ingredients for tonight's feast. Thankfully for the future of the monarchy, that's where similarities to the Queen end - unless Her Madge feels compelled to hug the pasty counter too.
Unluckily for Michelle, she has a dicky tummy. Unluckily for us, we have to hear about it. Over and over and over again. "Lee's made me have the runs," she shares. "Hey Lee, I've got a bone to pick with you." "You've not had the two bob bits have you?" asks Lee, "All day," the gracious hostess howls.
Given her delicate digestive state, Michelle's decision to go 'commando' is a brave one. As is her choice of pudding - chocolate fondue anyone?
Michelle's plan is to get her guests ratted with a shot of booze between each course. "My motto is get the evening started," she says, swinging her dress with reckless abandon. Down the hatch, guys. Three… Two… Oh Michelle's necked hers.
mrs b.o.g. had this drivel on and the Heaton wench was hugging the pastie counter saying it was a shrine she could worship at every day, bet the bloke behind the counter was thinking how he wishes she would as she had her thrippennies and her un-knickered minge up against the glass
