Peanut butter: crunchy or smooth?

Nebbiolo · October 10, 2008

For me it's crunchy every time. I just love the stuff. But one thing, I hate that [Poor language removed] that has sugar in it. Even a bit of salt can make it a bit sickly. The business is 100% peanuts. Delicious on toast or just with a spoon. Mmmmm.

Vim Fuego · October 10, 2008

Crunchy, without a shadow of doubt.

Smooth reminds me of kitten [Poor language removed].

Nebbiolo · October 10, 2008

Vim Fuego said:
Crunchy, without a shadow of doubt.

Smooth reminds me of kitten [Poor language removed].

Crunchy reminds me of my [Poor language removed] after eating too many peanuts (when it's got all the bits of undigested peanut just sitting there). It tastes nice though (the peanut butter, not the [Poor language removed]).

bigbadjeff · October 10, 2008

Vim Fuego said:
Crunchy, without a shadow of doubt.

Smooth reminds me of kitten [Poor language removed].

For me it has to be crunchy with banana, and by the way Vim I am slightly worried have you actually tasted kitten [Poor language removed] that the smooth reminds you of, waits with baited breath and anxious anticipation :unsure:

Vim Fuego · October 10, 2008

You should try peanut butter on crumpets.

Drools.

Vim Fuego · October 10, 2008

bigbadjeff said:
For me it has to be crunchy with banana, and by the way Vim I am slightly worried have you actually tasted kitten [Poor language removed] that the smooth reminds you of, waits with baited breath and anxious anticipation

Sorry Jeff, i forgot to include a disclaimer.my repulsive comparison is based on an incident when i once saw a kitten omit a puddle of liquid [Poor language removed] that instantly reminded me of SunPat smooth peanut butter.These horrific images shall be with me until my dying day.

Life can be a tortuous journey for some of us.

bigbadjeff · October 10, 2008

I do like a bit of crumpet and I adore crunchy peanut butter, but both at the same time? I may try smearing my dearly beloved in at, suck it and see or would that be deemed kinky?

Vim Fuego · October 10, 2008

No, that would be deemed as run of the mill foreplay, it borders on kinky when you attempt to introduce Kellog's pop tarts.

Cahill's Metatarsal · October 10, 2008

Neither thanks, I like peanuts but not in butter form

bigbadjeff · October 10, 2008

I will have to take your word for that Vim, it's lite the old fav...what's the difference between kinky and perverted. Kinky is tickling your arsehole with a feather, perverted is using the whole chicken...boom boom

Vim Fuego · October 10, 2008

bigbadjeff said:
I will have to take your word for that Vim, it's lite the old fav...what's the difference between kinky and perverted. Kinky is tickling your arsehole with a feather, perverted is using the whole chicken...boom boom

Why did the pervert cross the road ?

Because he couldn't get his cock out of the chicken.

Sorry.

Cahill's Metatarsal · October 10, 2008

Why does Gary Glitter spread cheese all over his cock?

Because kids will do anything for the taste of dairylea

They don't use that slogan anymore so it doesn't work these days but it was topical. As you were...