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Peanut's ken gets t.o'd

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It has been announced that Peanut is the latest in a line of Merseyside footie players to be burgled whilst they are playing . Apparently , it happened yday .
Now , I live-and-let-live where possible , but these fukas are getting out of hand .
1st of all , YOU DONT ROB HOUSES , was rule no.1 for the " Grafters " , I knew as a youth . Moreover , they are themselves not short of a few bob , hence the cars , items of choice taken , etc . So it is not a Robin Hood scenario .
2nd , the presence of Mrs. Baby-Sitter and friend did not seem to deter them , indeed , they were undoubtably aware of the fact , having , I assume " cased the joint " .
In other words , Dogs . End of .
I look forward to seeing their mug-shot afront the Echo in the iminent future .
 
Unfortunately as soon as you make any money, someone wants to take it from you however they can.
It makes it harder to attract players though. When they read stories like this, I'm sure they think they are better off in Spain or Italy.
 
shame he wasn't home to catch them, he'd have had his gloves on already to fight them

Its a pity we , as club , can't just hire-out the Big Man to all players in danger . Now , THAT was the ultimate in anti-theft devices . A combination from our favourite pgeon fancier .
Me point was though , when did it become OK to fukn rob houses ??
Not just these worms , neither . I heard stories of young drug-dealers , if you dont fukn mind , doing the same shat , for plasmas etc , in this very borough .
Drug-dealers who now graft kens . The world has finally turned upside down . And I dont mean the boozer on the Old Kent Road .
It truly is all fukd up .
 
Its a pity we , as club , can't just hire-out the Big Man to all players in danger . Now , THAT was the ultimate in anti-theft devices . A combination from our favourite pgeon fancier .
Me point was though , when did it become OK to fukn rob houses ??
Not just these worms , neither . I heard stories of young drug-dealers , if you dont fukn mind , doing the same shat , for plasmas etc , in this very borough .
Drug-dealers who now graft kens . The world has finally turned upside down . And I dont mean the boozer on the Old Kent Road .
It truly is all fukd up .

its a shame that his house got robbed but i don't really understand you're point tbh, how is robbing houses any worse than any other type of robbery, i'd probably be equally mad if my car was stolen or if i was robbed on the street
 

When you leave your house, you expect to be robbed or I mean who really cares if somebody steals your car, as long as they blow it up when they finished its no biggy.

But imagine some horrid little ferret being inside your castle, the place your meant to be safe. If I ever caught anybody robbing my house, I would tie them to a chair and torture them for 2 weeks.
 
When you leave your house, you expect to be robbed or I mean who really cares if somebody steals your car, as long as they blow it up when they finished its no biggy.

But imagine some horrid little ferret being inside your castle, the place your meant to be safe. If I ever caught anybody robbing my house, I would tie them to a chair and torture them for 2 weeks.



I see the anger management is working. I would have been looking at 4 weeks
 
its a shame that his house got robbed but i don't really understand you're point tbh, how is robbing houses any worse than any other type of robbery, i'd probably be equally mad if my car was stolen or if i was robbed on the street

Sorry Toffee , but yes . There was indeed code of ethics when I was young . Robbers were never the most admired of people , but they were around . However they had rules , or rather a moral code . You didnt rob houses and you dont rob your own .
Shoplift from Tesco's if you must . Burgle a Warehouse full of Tellys if thats your thing , but have some class about it . I can see that this may appear odd from a U.S. perspective . Its just how it was around here . I was merely lamenting its passing .
If someone takes your Sat NAv , thats a bitch . If they burgle your Nan's and decide shes got something which they cannot fnd , ... that is another thing altogether . To my mind , at least .
 
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When you leave your house, you expect to be robbed or I mean who really cares if somebody steals your car, as long as they blow it up when they finished its no biggy.

But imagine some horrid little ferret being inside your castle, the place your meant to be safe. If I ever caught anybody robbing my house, I would tie them to a chair and torture them for 2 weeks.

Now , Goat , see , is more on my side of the fence on this one , Toffee mate .
 
Honesty amongst theives and all that malarchy.

Rob cars, rob shops, commit fraud, but do not invade someone's personal space. Some things should be kept sacred. People and their homes are that.


Material ****, and commercial goods can be replaced.

Sanity in your own security cannot.
 

Honesty amongst theives and all that malarchy.

Rob cars, rob shops, commit fraud, but do not invade someone's personal space. Some things should be kept sacred. People and their homes are that.


Material ****, and commercial goods can be replaced.

Sanity in your own security cannot.

Spot on.
 
Sorry Toffee , but yes . There was indeed code of ethics when I was young . Robbers were never the most admired of people , but they were around . However they had rules , or rather a moral code . You didnt rob houses and you dont rob your own .
Shoplift from Tesco's if you must . Burgle a Warehouse full of Tellys if thats your thing , but have some class about it . I can see that this may appear odd from a U.S. perspective . Its just how it was around here . I was merely lamenting its passing .
If someone takes your Sat NAv , thats a bitch . If they burgle your Nan's and decide shes got something which they cannot fnd , ... that is another thing altogether . To my mind , at least .

right its gotta be a cultural thing but i understand your point, the home is sacred so-to-speak and violating that is a new low.
 
Sounds like this happen pretty regularly. Maybe the same gang? Although Footy players would be pretty high profile targets it cant be a good thing for the club in trying to lure better players.
 
Sounds like this happen pretty regularly. Maybe the same gang? Although Footy players would be pretty high profile targets it cant be a good thing for the club in trying to lure better players.

Defo the same gang , or number of gangs . Its both teams and all . What happens when someones bird or Ma walks in on them ??
These fukas are dogs .
 

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