Penis theft in the Congo

[Nebbiolo]

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20080422/tod-uk-congo-democratic-witchcraft-cb1d00a.html

KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft. :blink:

 

[TsarDiniyar]

may i ask how you managed to come across that? what were the key words in your search to make that come up in the results?

 

[Nebbiolo]

may i ask how you managed to come across that? what were the key words in your search to make that come up in the results?

I just spotted it on yahoo.co.uk. Honest

 

[zero]

LMAO!

Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.

I can imagine it now, dude wtf don't touch me....JESUS CHRIST WHERE'D MY BALLS GO!

let's lynch the guy that touched me!!

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Note to self: Never go to Congo.

 

[Vim Fuego]

They also drink Um Bongo in the Congo, maybe the two facts are related !

 

[Nebbiolo]

Note to self: Never go to Congo.

This guy returned from the Congo yesterday. I bet he wished he'd had your frame of mind beforehand.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

do they do a mail order shrinking spell ? carrying this thing around is such a burden.

 

[Nebbiolo]

do they do a mail order shrinking spell ? carrying this thing around is such a burden.

I've just hexed you by thought. It'll shrink by 1mm a day. Give it a week and there will be nothing left!

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

great, always thought womens jeans are a better cut, now i wont need the extra space in there, after another week will i develop a camel-toe ?
quick whens britains got talent in the area, i can become the uk's first castratie opera star