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Pete Sampara (hahaha)
- Thread starter Nebbiolo
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Chris
a whole wheel of cheese?
It is worrying how many 'badged' up people I started noticing at the match since I saw a picture of this wally. No blues as bad as this yet, but there are one or two that are well on their way to getting a prize* for their efforts.
*their prize is a special name reserved only for them. Nobs.
coyney
Player Valuation: £35m
Watch it mate I collect Everton badges
but must admit they are displayed by my computuer not me I cringe when I see that
Sharpys top lip
Player Valuation: £60m
What a utter fukkin shaft.
Him an Dr fun!!!
Him an Dr fun!!!
Sharpys top lip
Player Valuation: £60m
You just could'nt make them two fukkers up.
Fukkin bad belters.
Fukkin bad belters.
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zero
Player Valuation: £30m
Chris
a whole wheel of cheese?
Yeah not great that Sharpy.
Sharpys top lip
Player Valuation: £60m
Ok fair enough,my bad!! 
But iv read a lot worse [Poor language removed] wrote.!!
But iv read a lot worse [Poor language removed] wrote.!!
To save you all the trouble of reading this puke infested love-in here are the highlights
Pete fesses – yes I have an identity crisis – it was my mother’s fault – oh and yep I’m an out-of-towner
I was actually born in Wakefield.. My mother was travelling from London to Glasgow at the time and had to get off the train.
Pete admits he gets a disability discount on his season-ticket
I still think it’s great value for money to spend 17 pounds on a game if you’re in the Kop.
“I’m an anorak - a real sad case”
I have in my house a piece of the step of the Old Kop where I used to stand on. I have a photograph where it is chiselled away and I hold the piece of the step. This is my pride and joy and I keep also a brick of the old turnstile I used to go through.
Pete lies about his marital status
The day before the match, my stomach is so tight I can’t usually eat breakfast. Most of the time my wife will take me to the ground with my daughter. I will not! take the car where I can actually see Goodison Park. I have go the right and then left so I don’t have look at this obscene object. I obviously make my way through the ground, get my banners and stuff
The Pub
It could be in Barcelona, Italy, Dortmund, anywhere really.. (that’ll be cos the people in there are from these places).
The "badge man"
This is my third waist coat now.
Fellow Krapites
I have a Norwegian friend, called Runar
I knew from the accent he was from the south of England
A friend of mine from Blackpool phoned and he was going
Bumped into some friends from Wales
I really felt for this guy because he used to be an officer in the United Nations and had not been long back in Norway since being stationed in Macedonia.
The best image is on page 3 - Pete, the woman in the wheelchair and the other saddo with the badges
TD
Pete fesses – yes I have an identity crisis – it was my mother’s fault – oh and yep I’m an out-of-towner
I was actually born in Wakefield.. My mother was travelling from London to Glasgow at the time and had to get off the train.
Pete admits he gets a disability discount on his season-ticket
I still think it’s great value for money to spend 17 pounds on a game if you’re in the Kop.
“I’m an anorak - a real sad case”
I have in my house a piece of the step of the Old Kop where I used to stand on. I have a photograph where it is chiselled away and I hold the piece of the step. This is my pride and joy and I keep also a brick of the old turnstile I used to go through.
Pete lies about his marital status
The day before the match, my stomach is so tight I can’t usually eat breakfast. Most of the time my wife will take me to the ground with my daughter. I will not! take the car where I can actually see Goodison Park. I have go the right and then left so I don’t have look at this obscene object. I obviously make my way through the ground, get my banners and stuff
The Pub
It could be in Barcelona, Italy, Dortmund, anywhere really.. (that’ll be cos the people in there are from these places).
The "badge man"
This is my third waist coat now.
Fellow Krapites
I have a Norwegian friend, called Runar
I knew from the accent he was from the south of England
A friend of mine from Blackpool phoned and he was going
Bumped into some friends from Wales
I really felt for this guy because he used to be an officer in the United Nations and had not been long back in Norway since being stationed in Macedonia.
The best image is on page 3 - Pete, the woman in the wheelchair and the other saddo with the badges
TD
tezzathelezza
Player Valuation: £2.5m
For some bizzare reason, I've always wanted to know his name. Could not be arsed wastin my time to find this out! But even tho i do now know it.... He's still a proper ****!
get a [Poor language removed] life............Cat Weasle!
get a [Poor language removed] life............Cat Weasle!
Nebbiolo
Valuation: £108 million
Another Everton website did a spoof interview with him. I kind of feel sorry for the guy after having read it. Initially he was scared of doing the interview in case it was a wind up (which it was, of course). Still, walking around Liverpool dressed like that is kind of asking for ridicule. Even fellow Liverpool fans take the piss out of the guy. He looks like a reject from Murphy's Mob. Very strange how some people can be utterly oblivious to how the outside world perceives them.
For the spoof interview:
http://www.toffeeandtayto.com/Sampara.htm
For the spoof interview:
http://www.toffeeandtayto.com/Sampara.htm
spiced nuts
Player Valuation: £500k
What a complete and utter bell that bloke is.
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