Piles

[JimmyJeffers]

Don’t think I’ve had piles myself although I have a mate who was dating a nurse and he suspected he had piles and asked her to check. Apparently she said ‘do I have to?’ but he insisted and she confirmed he did and the relationship ended a couple of months later. It went unspoken but we all knew why.
Can anyone on here give any piles related anecdotes or provide insights into their own experiences?

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Thank you for introducing this hitherto (I think) unexplored topic on GOT. I for one am looking forward to piles of amusing stories.

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

All the awards

 

[Tipp blue]

Don’t think I’ve had piles myself although I have a mate who was dating a nurse and he suspected he had piles and asked her to check. Apparently she said ‘do I have to?’ but he insisted and she confirmed he did and the relationship ended a couple of months later. It went unspoken but we all knew why.
Can anyone on here give any piles related anecdotes or provide insights into their own experiences?

Classic "I have a mate" story..

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

Classic "I have a mate" story..

My first thought also. Come on JJ.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

It must be said there are several aching backsides currently posting in E sector.

Far be it for me to insinuate their rage stems from poorly treated bum grapes.

 

[Bedfordblue]

In case anyone was unsure,
Piles (haemorrhoids) are lumps inside and around your bottom (anus).
Symptoms of piles include bright red blood after you poo, an itchy anus, and slimy mucus coming from your bottom.
Piles usually get better on their own. You can ease discomfort by avoiding constipation. You may need hospital treatment if your piles are severe.
It's not clear what causes piles. You're more likely to get them if you're regularly constipated, pregnant or often push too hard when pooing.

I think any anecdotes would be greatly improved by a self diagnosed causation from the 3 options above.

 

[IrishBlue2022]

Don’t think I’ve had piles myself although I have a mate who was dating a nurse and he suspected he had piles and asked her to check. Apparently she said ‘do I have to?’ but he insisted and she confirmed he did and the relationship ended a couple of months later. It went unspoken but we all knew why.
Can anyone on here give any piles related anecdotes or provide insights into their own experiences?

@Tipp blue stepped up the plate today and shared his hair.... Or lack of. If you have piles step up and share them with your friends on the forum.

 

[Goat]

Had them a few times, no biggie, just lash some cream on and Bobs ya uncle.

I have fibre smoothies these days to combat them, so aint had an outbreak for a while.

 

[COYBL25]

Normally a sign to lay off the ale.

 

[Bedfordblue]

I do wonder how bad they need to be before a haemorrhoid cushion becomes a necessity.

 

[tommye]

In case anyone was unsure,
Piles (haemorrhoids) are lumps inside and around your bottom (anus).
Symptoms of piles include bright red blood after you poo, an itchy anus, and slimy mucus coming from your bottom.
Piles usually get better on their own. You can ease discomfort by avoiding constipation. You may need hospital treatment if your piles are severe.
It's not clear what causes piles. You're more likely to get them if you're regularly constipated, pregnant or often push too hard when pooing.

I think any anecdotes would be greatly improved by a self diagnosed causation from the 3 options above.

You got any pics mate?


Be arsed reading all that

 

[tommye]

I do wonder how bad they need to be before a haemorrhoid cushion becomes a necessity.

If a doughnut no longer works?

 

[Bedfordblue]

Mods ready for the first images posted…..

 

[tommye]

Had them a few times, no biggie, just lash some cream on and Bobs ya uncle.

I have fibre smoothies these days to combat them, so aint had an outbreak for a while.

Any before and after pics mate?


*I mean for the forum, not the ones we've shared already