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Pineapple? Pizza? Pastie?

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As we know, the pineapple on pizza debate is ongoing. Many talk about their favourite pasites and bakeries. I'm about to spark a new war...

Its near enough a Pineapple Pizza Pasty and I'm going to make one!

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Scottish Snack Recipes and Meal Ideas[/FONT]​
[SIZE=+2][/SIZE][SIZE=+1]Traditional Scottish Cheese and Pineapple pasties Recipe[/SIZE]
This recipe mixes the sweetness of pineapple with the much more savoury taste of cheese. Pasties are a Scottish type of snack which is a cross between a "sausage roll" and a "pie".


Cheese and Pineapple Pasties
Ingredients:

  • 175 g (6 oz) shortcrust pastry
  • 1 egg, size 3, beaten
  • 25 g (1 oz) margarine (or butter), melted
  • 75 g (3 oz) Cheddar cheese, grated
  • 2 rings pineapple, chopped
  • Salt and pepper
  • Beaten egg, to glaze
  • Sesame seeds, to sprinkle over pastry, optional
 
In the words of Karl Pilkington;


I do like fruit, but I find that some of it involves too much messing about to get into. I mainly buy fruit that I can have as a snack when I'm out for the day. Apples are good for this. Bananas are good. Plums are fine. Pineapples are too much hassle. That's why you never see anyone buying pineapples in supermarkets. People should stop growing them.

There's too much fruit knocking about nowadays, and I think this is why we're told to eat five pieces a day - it's to get rid of it all. Once I was drinking some orange cordial and thought "this tastes a bit weird" and looked at the label. It wasn't just orange, they'd gone and slipped in some pineapple that they couldn't get rid of. This is happening more and more.


that's why they are putting it on pizza's. Just too many uneaten chunks out there.

they'll be running cars on pineapple rings one day. Mark my words.
 
In the words of Karl Pilkington;


I do like fruit, but I find that some of it involves too much messing about to get into. I mainly buy fruit that I can have as a snack when I'm out for the day. Apples are good for this. Bananas are good. Plums are fine. Pineapples are too much hassle. That's why you never see anyone buying pineapples in supermarkets. People should stop growing them.

There's too much fruit knocking about nowadays, and I think this is why we're told to eat five pieces a day - it's to get rid of it all. Once I was drinking some orange cordial and thought "this tastes a bit weird" and looked at the label. It wasn't just orange, they'd gone and slipped in some pineapple that they couldn't get rid of. This is happening more and more.


that's why they are putting it on pizza's. Just too many uneaten chunks out there.

they'll be running cars on pineapple rings one day. Mark my words.

Even more reason for the pineapple pizza pasty
 
Even more reason for the pineapple pizza pasty

apart from I'd sooner eat my own sick.

no offense.

Pineapple aint savoury. It has no business anywhere bar hanging off a pineapple tree or hollowed out as a boozy receptacle for rum punch.

see what an emotional issue this is.
 

ram ten of the bastards down his throat so he chokes on them i reckon. what next haggis with a mars centre, they should stick to heroine and smashing up manc, and leave the pastries to the experts.
 

Listen Up People From the North.

Just because you cant grow pineapples, dont diss them.

We cant grow....erm HAGGIS but you dont see us whining about it.

VIVA LA PINEAPPLE
 
Dont you love Pineapple juice though?

Why is there an Anti-Pineapple movement here?

For GODS SAKE people think of the PINEAPPLE
 
Dont you love Pineapple juice though?

Why is there an Anti-Pineapple movement here?

For GODS SAKE people think of the PINEAPPLE

nowt wrong with pineapple juice, its putting all these chunks on pizzas and threatening our english pasties with them.
 
i do like pineapple just not on pizza or in a pastie.

i purchased many on the beach in indonesia, gilli air which is off lombok as i remember, couple of pence at the most and the young maiden carved them into like a spiral malarky,fantastic to watch her do it with a huge great machete, she had a very deft touch, so deft i wouldve let her shave my scrote with it.
 

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