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Player Valuation: £35m
New plans have been released proposing a new stadium in Liverpool, in keeping with wishes of most evertonians.
The plan is to combine a site that is directly in Liverpool and part of the waterfront development talking place for the capital of culture.
Combing a structure that could feasibly become one of the modern wonders of the world, the stadium would take pride of place with other attractions such as the three graces etc.
A large gold plated statue anchored either side of the mersey of dixie dean would provide the structure and foundation for the stadium. Taking its design cues from the bronze Colossus of Rhodes, one foot would be on the wirral and the other squarely in Liverpool. The huge statue would hold a stadium on dixie's left hand thereby ensuring it would be hovering above Liverpool ground an not above the wirral. On clear days you'd be able to see as far as New York and at 3pm kick offs Dixies left leg would obscure the sun leaving anfield in darkness.
the stadium itself would be a worlds first, situated astride a giant gold statue some 8000 feet in the air and would probably feature blue crystal and glass. Dixie's hollowed statue would support car parks as well as the world's first nine star hotel.
This would have the added benefits of a world class design and facilities.
keep everton in Liverpool, so supporters won't stray to the wrong side and
therefore added revenue.
a tourist attraction.
Not having to shack up with some partner willing to give us a virtually free stadium.
Engineering wise it is admittedly a huge project. But it can be done. These statues can be built, it is not beyond the realms of current technology, daunting though it may be.
Everton fans have a right to expect the board to hold off there ambitions to move to Kirby, whilst this project is given due consideration and attention.
The sticky point currently being finances.
A large section of city centre Liverpool must be bought and bulldozed down to accomodate the footprint of dixie's errr... feet.
Links to the feet must be upgraded and huge lifts installed capable of taking fans up dixies inside leg and down his left arm all the way to the stadium.
But it can be done.
Early estimates put the project at a conservative 280 billion pounds. Or three space missions to mars. Everton currently have about £15 million pounds so will need to do some savings.
However most everton fans subscribe to a "as if by magic" financing strategy, so it shouldn't really prove to much of a problem. Everton will probably end up buying the stadium with some magic beans or something.
If the project goes through expect Everton to either go bankrupt or never buy another player again in your lifetime.
The plan is to combine a site that is directly in Liverpool and part of the waterfront development talking place for the capital of culture.
Combing a structure that could feasibly become one of the modern wonders of the world, the stadium would take pride of place with other attractions such as the three graces etc.
A large gold plated statue anchored either side of the mersey of dixie dean would provide the structure and foundation for the stadium. Taking its design cues from the bronze Colossus of Rhodes, one foot would be on the wirral and the other squarely in Liverpool. The huge statue would hold a stadium on dixie's left hand thereby ensuring it would be hovering above Liverpool ground an not above the wirral. On clear days you'd be able to see as far as New York and at 3pm kick offs Dixies left leg would obscure the sun leaving anfield in darkness.
the stadium itself would be a worlds first, situated astride a giant gold statue some 8000 feet in the air and would probably feature blue crystal and glass. Dixie's hollowed statue would support car parks as well as the world's first nine star hotel.
This would have the added benefits of a world class design and facilities.
keep everton in Liverpool, so supporters won't stray to the wrong side and
therefore added revenue.
a tourist attraction.
Not having to shack up with some partner willing to give us a virtually free stadium.
Engineering wise it is admittedly a huge project. But it can be done. These statues can be built, it is not beyond the realms of current technology, daunting though it may be.
Everton fans have a right to expect the board to hold off there ambitions to move to Kirby, whilst this project is given due consideration and attention.
The sticky point currently being finances.
A large section of city centre Liverpool must be bought and bulldozed down to accomodate the footprint of dixie's errr... feet.
Links to the feet must be upgraded and huge lifts installed capable of taking fans up dixies inside leg and down his left arm all the way to the stadium.
But it can be done.
Early estimates put the project at a conservative 280 billion pounds. Or three space missions to mars. Everton currently have about £15 million pounds so will need to do some savings.
However most everton fans subscribe to a "as if by magic" financing strategy, so it shouldn't really prove to much of a problem. Everton will probably end up buying the stadium with some magic beans or something.
If the project goes through expect Everton to either go bankrupt or never buy another player again in your lifetime.
