DON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGER...(that's Stevie Me Laa)
but Captain Fans-tastic reflects the mentality that envelops Analfield Towers. They have deluded themselves that they have competed for the title for the past 18 years - how many of those years has Stevielvis Costello Gerrard ("I don't want to go to Chelsea" - or maybe it's "Olive-Oils Army") been there then - man and boy he's been hearing this crap from every orifice of Analfield, Smellwood etc.
If you keep hearing the same old [Poor language removed] from the [Poor language removed] sooner or later the players are going to believe the party line. For years the fans have been treated like Zimbabweans - starved of success and starved of the truth - under successive Mug-ape regimes.
Justice for the 96? You're having a larf... Title contenders - yeah right!! Best fans in the world - reclaim the Krap... Shields.
BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS
You see when they win things they assume it's their birthright - we'll I'm afraid Jacob (sheep reference) sold it years ago - sold it with that pact with Lucifer all those years ago - and now it's payback time - with INTEREST at 10% above the Base Lending Rate. You sold it when you wanted Moore for your shares. You sold it when you demanded re-entry into the Champions (!?!?!) League back in 2005 when El Rotacion somehow fluked it in Shitstanbul. You want your cake - well you're only allowed one portion greedy boy. The rest of us are sick and tired of your cheating (yes, that's you Stevie and your mate Jamie "don't get out of the car" Carragher), whinging to the ref, running over pensioners (oh, and children) and so on.
So, take your toys and throw them out the pram - and make sure when you leave you take Golden Balls (Fernando) with you - just leave the rest of the [Poor language removed] to pick up the pieces and remember these words from your favourite song:
When you stand on the Kop
Hold your kecks up high
And don't be afraid of the smell
At the end of the row
There's a golden shower
And the sweet (!!?) smell of piss will come thru
Walk on....
ToffeeDan 2008