Post 900

[chicoazul]

Is dedicated to your real life Everton player stories:

1) Was in retro bar, back in the day, seen Duncan propping up the end of the bar. Was pissed, said hello. He said: "Are you from the papers". I replied no, I was just a fan. He then asked me for a lighter for his cigarette. And kept the lighter.



Bored you shitless but true, unlike Yobo to Madrid.

Your turn mouseface.

 

[Dylan]

Hmm, you must be talking to mick.

I saw Adrian Heath eating at a restaurant back in the '80s. I was only young and was there with the parents, but I was awestuck. My step-dad said hi, and got a hi in return.

 

[chicoazul]

Since you brought it up. Heath was best mates with my cousin, I used to go up to Stoke to meet him. He was my idol at the time and I was about 8 years old.

Best bit was that my cousin used to borrow his car and let me raid the boot for loads of Everton stuff. Future Ebay items galore. If he was dead famous.

 

[Welton Toffee]

Well, the only story I have isn't really a story

I'll tell it anyway though Well, my Uncle's mum knows Coleen Mc(whatever her name is) 's mum. So when Rooney was playing for us I got an autograph from the gobshite Rooney. Trouble is he wrote 'To David' on so it's worth bugger all to sell

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Back in the day... I saw Rooney, spoke for abit before he ran after his brother volleying him down Gwladys street.

True story.