Premiership Manager - Are you hard enough?

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Who is the hardest manager in the Premiership? If you were to get all the managers together for a good old ruck, who d’ya reckon would come out on top…and who would get stomped?

Dave Moyes: A real animal, biting, and squeezing gonads, would take a few other to pull him off a victim I reckon.

SAF: Dark horse…heard he was a handy amateur boxer in his days back in Glasgow, would take a few with him.

Sam Allardyce…..Big Lump, it would take a lot to put him down, would make a good Greco roman wrestler…

Arsene Wenger…..Would get battered by everyone

 

[StDomingosGringo]

Zola

 

[Nebbiolo]

I did this thread back in the old Toffeeweb days, A, and I'm sure Jewell came out on top. But he's no longer with us.

Now I reckon Moyes would do anyone, including Hughes. Wenger is fit, and would batter loads including Benitez (bottom of the pile) and Ferguson (old).

Can't see fat Allardyce ****ting many, although I'm confident he'd smash Redknapp, as would all the managers, apart from Benitez.

I'd pay to see some fights, though. In particular, I'd like to see Benitez get battered by Moyesie.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Old two-tonne Ted, slightly un-nerves me, not too sure about him, My guess, is that he would come tooled up to the brawl. And be a real nasty fooker

 

[heatmeiser]

I reckon Steve Bruce could handle himself.

Actually, didn't he get ****ted by some kids a few years back?

 

[Nebbiolo]

I reckon Steve Bruce could handle himself.

Actually, didn't he get ****ted by some kids a few years back?

Probably. He looks flabby to me. Moyes would give him a ****ting like he's never had before. Trust me.

 

[Clarky66]

McCleish could go some I reckon. Him and Davey beatin' the [Poor language removed] out of the FSW would be good to watch.

 

[Nebbiolo]

McCleish could go some I reckon. Him and Davey beatin' the [Poor language removed] out of the FSW would be good to watch.

It would be over in seconds, mate.

Benitez v. Fergie would be good.

Fergie would batter him, but I reckon it would take 3 rounds before the old get stuck a finger in Benitez's eye, and booted him on the way down.

 

[ohevertonohweloveverton]

I would be an absolutely brilliant manager, doing my level 2 FA coaching aswell so don't be suprised to see me being superb in the future.

 

[Dom1878]

Mourinho would beat them all if he was still in the prem...

 

[Goat]

I would be an absolutely brilliant manager, doing my level 2 FA coaching aswell so don't be suprised to see me being superb in the future.

Can I be your right hand man please mate? We could be like Clough and Taylor.

 

[best little spaniard]

Can I be your right hand man please mate? We could be like Clough and Taylor.

Sign me, sign me!!!

 

[Dutch Toffee]

Would've been Roy Keane if you ask me. Out of the current managers, I'd bet on Harry Redknapp. The little backstabber would bribe his way to victory.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

MON would be the dark horse, but Moyes would probably kick fook out of everyone. like a ginger Jet Li.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Would've been Roy Keane if you ask me. Out of the current managers, I'd bet on Harry Redknapp. The little backstabber would bribe his way to victory.

Pah. Keane would puff his chest out and call everyone a bunch of softies, and then as soon as Phil Brown eyeballed him he would [Poor language removed] his pants and run home to his mummy.