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Im sure this has been done before but its worth a revisit.

Cheese; its brilliant. Well better than chocolate.

Wrong Chico, cheese is mostly made up of white blood cells. It's minging and shouldn't be allowed. On the other hand, chocolate (70% cocoa) is sexy, gets your bird's endorphins all a flutter and generally tastes nice.
 
Cheese makes my Christmas complete, extra mature cheddar,chunks and chunks of it.

But cheese is for life, not just for Christmas.
 
Wrong Chico, cheese is mostly made up of white blood cells. It's minging and shouldn't be allowed. On the other hand, chocolate (70% cocoa) is sexy, gets your bird's endorphins all a flutter and generally tastes nice.

Chocolate induces massive mood swings in bints, you of all people should realise this fact.:D
 
Chocolate induces massive mood swings in bints, you of all people should realise this fact.:D

So does licorice, it's worse than chocolate :unsure:

The Mrs is off down south to visit her parents (that'll be north east, via the north sea, to you lot). It's quiet here. I'll soon be opening a family sized pack of Kim's barbecue potato chips for tea. It'll be washed down with 2 lites of Jolly Cola (the business, better than Coca Cola). Then it's a bottle of Bordeaux and maybe a beer or two. The cats will get fed when I decide it's time.
 

well that would explain a lot. There was me blaming the hormones and all along it was Cadbury's Dairy Milk.

You have a cast iron case against the producers of the said product.

Employ a top notch lawyer and watch the ££££'s flood in.

You could be a modern day Emily Pankhurst.
 
Pepperjack cheese is brill. Whoever though of sticking jalapeño peppers into cheese needs a medal or something.
 

Cheese smells funny. And yes it does have its pluses, nice melted cheese is yummy but chocolate comes in many more nicer forms so definatly wins hands down.
 
Wrong Chico, cheese is mostly made up of white blood cells. It's minging and shouldn't be allowed. On the other hand, chocolate (70% cocoa) is sexy, gets your bird's endorphins all a flutter and generally tastes nice.

and you can buy sex chocolate......who'd buy sex cheese !!!

choco can be used in 'love fun' despite mr partridge's objections onthe grounds that room service would think it was some kind of 'dirty protest'. whereas the only cheeses you could use are dairylee, philadelphia, primula.
i would personally choose 'laughing cow' on the titty tips of my 'miserable cow' for the yin/yan effect, resulting in harmony, contentment and general degradation.
deffo go for choc on her sister though(y)
lindor balls strung together for the love egg effect.
 
cheese, because it goes better on toast

No, mate. Allow me to introduce you to:

nutella.jpg


Granted it looks like someone has just shat last night's dodgy curry on your toast but it tastes great. (y)
 

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