Question for Chico ...

[loosecranks]

Hi, Uncle Chico ... I have this recurring dream in which I'm being chased through a rundown fairground by the Cheeky Girls and a big pot of Imac hair removal cream. Now, I want them to catch me, but no matter how slowly I try to run, they keep falling farther and farther behind. Then, just as the last of their cheeky giggles are caught and whisked away by the breeze, I stumble and roll down a huge sand dune, finally coming to a halt face down in Ann Widdecombe's flaccid belly.*

What do you suppose it means?

Also, We're about to book next years holidays. We've both agreed on Cuba, so where (I think you mentioned Guardalavaca?) and when (We'll be wanting to avoid being decapitated by 90 mile an hour sheets of corrugated iron, etc)?


*I made this up, btw. The Cheeky Girls aren't in my dream, at all, just Mrs Widdecombe. And she catches me.

 

[chicoazul]

Anything Widdecombe is an expression of homoeroticism. Mick can help you with this.

Holidays: Guaradalavaca (which means guard your cow) is the best Cuban resort. Time of year depends - scrub Aug-Oct for humidity and hurricane threat. April - June is best for price and climate, November and early Dec is best for price.

What sort of hotel starage are you looking at chief?

 

[loosecranks]

I'm afraid I've never really grasped the starage system, dependent as it is (or it seems to me) on who's dishing out the stars, but I like to rough it a bit, whereas wifey likes a bit of luxury, but is a bit rough to begin with, so I'm thinking middle of the road.

 

[chicoazul]

You probably want to consider the Occidental Turquesa Playa or Blau Costa Verde.

Both good options if you ask me.

 

[monty]

You probably want to consider the Occidental Turquesa Playa or Blau Costa Verde.

Both good options if you ask me.

he did ask you tit head

 

[jon_efc]

yeh you [Poor language removed] mong

 

[monty]

yeh you [Poor language removed] mong

you tell him Jon lad, right tosser that one

 

[jon_efc]

tosser.. thats an understatement !!!! WWWWWWWWWWWANKER ! lol

 

[chicoazul]

takes finger out of random Welsh girl*

Que?

 

[jon_efc]

luckily for me , she isnt welsh lol !!!

 

[chicoazul]

Random Wirral girl?

In fairness theyre fair game mate, been through a few of them in my time.

Where she from?

 

[jon_efc]

haha ... not that stupid chico lol... but no she isnt from the wirral either haha !!

why you scared to show your face if your such a stud?

 

[chicoazul]

Its a forum and I like to remain my secret aura:

You dont have to be a looker to be a stud pal. Although I am the complete package I confess.

 

[Latch]

Its a forum and I like to remain my secret aura:

You dont have to be a looker to be a stud pal. Although I am the complete package I confess.

, on form tonight mate.

 

[chicoazul]

You can vouch for the package mate, youre one of the chosen few to know my identity.

Get Halo on to boost my furness of an ego mate.