Kenyon
Player Valuation: £500k
Under a sky-gray heaven surrounded by stands of people wrapped in dreary
colours the focus was on the Christmas-colored players on a verdant field
of green to decide the meaning of nothingness.
Sean Dyche furiously scribbled on a pad: "All work and no play makes Jack
a dull boy" and those first five words proved to be the game plan. As both
goal keepers updated their stock portfolios the players limbered up for forty-five
minutes until the referee shrugged and it was halftime
The halftime tea was laced with caffeine but the talk must have been the same
because play was futile, yet frantic (ish) Finally West Ham threw the rotting
corpse of Danny Ings on the pitch to see if it could draw a few flies and it
nearly did had Pickford not held a cross up to it.
Finally, finally, the game ended. Ings was scraped off, sprayed with perfume
and rolled back into his coffin for another day, preferably night. Dyche pumped
his fist. Yes! A point and no goals, could life be any sweeter?
Question: Is Andy Young using voodoo to take years away from DCL and
add them onto himself?
colours the focus was on the Christmas-colored players on a verdant field
of green to decide the meaning of nothingness.
Sean Dyche furiously scribbled on a pad: "All work and no play makes Jack
a dull boy" and those first five words proved to be the game plan. As both
goal keepers updated their stock portfolios the players limbered up for forty-five
minutes until the referee shrugged and it was halftime
The halftime tea was laced with caffeine but the talk must have been the same
because play was futile, yet frantic (ish) Finally West Ham threw the rotting
corpse of Danny Ings on the pitch to see if it could draw a few flies and it
nearly did had Pickford not held a cross up to it.
Finally, finally, the game ended. Ings was scraped off, sprayed with perfume
and rolled back into his coffin for another day, preferably night. Dyche pumped
his fist. Yes! A point and no goals, could life be any sweeter?
Question: Is Andy Young using voodoo to take years away from DCL and
add them onto himself?