Recent Glasgow events

[Piijt]

Can't understand it but there may be a Jock amonst us

A Jockanese dictionary may be required by the un-initiated.......




'Twas doon by the inch o' Abbots
Oor Johnny walked one day
When he saw a sicht that troubled him
Far more that he could say
A fanatic muslim [Poor language removed]
Wiz doin what he'd planned
And intae Glesca's departure hall
A Cherokee he'd rammed.



A big Glaswegian polis
Came forward tae assist
He thocht "a wumman driver"
Or at least someone half-pissed
But to his shock nae drunken Jock
Emerged to grasp his hand
But a flamin Arab loony
Frae Al Qaeda's band



The mad Islamist nut-case
Had set hissel' on fire
And swung oot at the polis
GBH his clear desire
Now that's no richt wur Johnny cried
And sallied tae the fray
A left hook and a heid butt
Required tae save the day.



Now listen up Bin Laden
Yir sort's nae wanted here
For imported English radicals
Us Scoatsmen huv nae fear
Oor hame grown Glesca Asians
Will have nae bluidy truck
So tak yer worldwide jihad
An get yersel tae F***

 

[a2b chris]

class

 

[Dylan]

Good stuff!!

 

[SuitsBlue]

the following is a bit naughty and does not express my personal views...

looking at these islamic doctors in glasgow, its [Poor language removed] isnt it, i mean setting fire to yourself and driving into an airport.

consider harold shipman, one syringe and 30 dead. makes you feel proud to be british.

 

[chicoazul]

The missus is one of dem jocks.

To quote an email from one of her mates.

Scotland: The only nationality [Poor language removed] mad enough to catch a suicide bomber alive.