With apologies to Daniel Whatshisface...
Stevie-Me sings "Red" to The Fat Spanish Waiter
And I'm alright
Standing in the floodlights here
Is this meant for me
My time on the inside's over
We don't know how you're spending
all of your cash
Knowing that title's not here
You see the pictures
But you don't know the game
Cause Gareth's not here
Chorus
And I can't do this by myself
All of these problems, they're all in your head
And I can't be somebody else
You spent all that money
And f*cked up the Reds
No sympathy
When shouting out is all you know
Behind your lies
I can see the players you don't buy
We don't know how you're spending
All of your cash
Knowing that title's not here
You see the pictures
But you don't know the game
Cause Xabi's not here
Chorus
You take the best things from
Then everything gets empty
That's not a team that I need
Oooh, you take the best things from me
Then everything gets empty
That's not a team that I need
Oohhhh
Chorus
When - You spent all that money
And f*cked up the Reds
(repeat)
You spent all that money
And f*cked up the Reds
Stevie-Me sings "Red" to The Fat Spanish Waiter
And I'm alright
Standing in the floodlights here
Is this meant for me
My time on the inside's over
We don't know how you're spending
all of your cash
Knowing that title's not here
You see the pictures
But you don't know the game
Cause Gareth's not here
Chorus
And I can't do this by myself
All of these problems, they're all in your head
And I can't be somebody else
You spent all that money
And f*cked up the Reds
No sympathy
When shouting out is all you know
Behind your lies
I can see the players you don't buy
We don't know how you're spending
All of your cash
Knowing that title's not here
You see the pictures
But you don't know the game
Cause Xabi's not here
Chorus
You take the best things from
Then everything gets empty
That's not a team that I need
Oooh, you take the best things from me
Then everything gets empty
That's not a team that I need
Oohhhh
Chorus
When - You spent all that money
And f*cked up the Reds
(repeat)
You spent all that money
And f*cked up the Reds