texts from last night
Some classic lines from (usually) drunken texters.
"have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing? "
"I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad "
"(212): i want you now
(916): you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this "
"How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson "
"girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia."
"You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked."
"I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed."
"Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote."
"not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her"
Some classic lines from (usually) drunken texters.
"have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing? "
"I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad "
"(212): i want you now
(916): you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this "
"How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson "
"girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia."
"You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked."
"I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed."
"Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote."
"not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her"
