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Richard Wright signs for Man City

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dbignall85

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Player Valuation: £2.5m
My everlasting memory of Richard Wright,

[video=youtube;rUqL-iqkNhQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUqL-iqkNhQ&feature=youtu.be[/video]

Never a great keeper, but at the time I thought he was a good signing for us, now looks to be picking up a final pay cheque on the Man City bench.
 

Upon signing Mr Wright stepped out of the training complex where he stood on a rake which hit him in the face, the shock caused him to stagger backwards where he placed his foot into a mop bucket, he then fell forward and volleyed the bucket into the air, several seconds later the bucket dropped out of the sky landing on top of Mr Wright's head where it became lodged to his skull.

It is forecast he will miss 9 months of the season - or until the bucket can be removed.
 

mawders said:
didn't he injure himself one time falling out of his loft?
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All the stories of footballers injuring themselves in comedy ways are ALL made up. Because some of them like to make tits of themselves with their pals just like everyone else, whether its mountain biking, squash, titting about at a water park, the list goes on.
So every time one breaks his foot by dropping a jar of hair gel on his foot, or one falls out of his attic, or catches a stray golf ball for an injury remember, they are paid and insured not to do anything else but belong to the club and play sport for their employers.
 

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