Russian bird

[Nebbiolo]

We've got one in our language class and she is well fit!

Her name is Elana, she's about 32 or so, dark, very long hair, gorgeous eastern European features, brown eyes and is a lovely medium to slim build. In addition, she has an incredibly sexy voice. The next best thing is her attire. Today it was black leather mini-skirt, white leather knee-length boots, and a lovely shiny blue figure hugging top. She even comes complete with a fur coat. She's very "footballer's wife" to be honest.

But the best thing is that she has befriended me!! I'm her best mate in the class. We sit together and complain about things, chiefly having to get up early in the morning.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

You well in there.

Remember your friends, namely myself at GOT if any videos are made.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Oh and "shes about 32, or so"

Or so?

@ the specificness despite not knowing.

 

[toffeestillidie]

Oh and "shes about 32, or so"

Or so?

@ the specificness despite not knowing.

was thinking the same thing

neb get in there mate

 

[Nebbiolo]

Well I reckon she's turned 30, but I don't see her as 35. Her skin is too perfect. And asking a woman's age is always prone to disaster if she is over the big 30.

 

[Dylan]

 

[Bruce Wayne]

I thought Neb was merely being a gentleman and not guessing her cup size.

 

[chicoazul]

She's available for the right price and will hurt your very being for the price you pay.

Worth every penny, just do it.

 

[Nebbiolo]

She's available for the right price and will hurt your very being for the price you pay.

Worth every penny, just do it.

Hehe, I'm getting overexcited here.

 

[chicoazul]

Its Christmas time, offer to buy here a quick one after lesson in the next two weeks. Take her somewhere out of the way and noticeably a bit more expensive. Tell her you think Ivan the Terrible was not such a bad guy, order champange. Be blase about ordering champagne and let her see your gold credit card. If you dont have a good credit card then a standard 64 crayola set has a gold crayon which will do the job scribbling over any working class credit card.

When the champagne is on its way out, say something sleazy and slightly inappropiate. Then return the conversation to normal. She will be gushing all over the show on the sly.

Pay up and leave a good tip. Then just neck her, right there. She'll love that [Poor language removed].

Tell her you have to be somewhere even if you dont. Then say that you're a live for the moment kind of guy and take her to the nearest generic rented accommodation you find, Travelodge is sound. Pay for a room, then smash Olga with all your might all over the show.

Finish, say "thank you and goodbye" in Danish and make your exit.

This advice is also available in hardback.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Jon_EFC and Welts are notable references for the Chico school of dating

 

[Nebbiolo]

Its Christmas time, offer to buy here a quick one after lesson in the next two weeks. Take her somewhere out of the way and noticeably a bit more expensive. Tell her you think Ivan the Terrible was not such a bad guy, order champange. Be blase about ordering champagne and let her see your gold credit card. If you dont have a good credit card then a standard 64 crayola set has a gold crayon which will do the job scribbling over any working class credit card.

When the champagne is on its way out, say something sleazy and slightly inappropiate. Then return the conversation to normal. She will be gushing all over the show on the sly.

Pay up and leave a good tip. Then just neck her, right there. She'll love that [Poor language removed].

Tell her you have to be somewhere even if you dont. Then say that you're a live for the moment kind of guy and take her to the nearest generic rented accommodation you find, Travelodge is sound. Pay for a room, then smash Olga with all your might all over the show.

Finish, say "thank you and goodbye" in Danish and make your exit.

This advice is also available in hardback.

Mate, I'm a married man FFS

But a threesome ...

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

just say to her "getting up in a morning wouldnt be such a chore if it was you that i was getting up" then do your best cosmo smallpiece impression, say "knickers knackers knockers" honk honk her hooters and post the results.

hey...dont mention it

 

[Seamus Colemole]

We've got one in our language class and she is well fit!

Her name is Elana, she's about 32 or so, dark, very long hair, gorgeous eastern European features, brown eyes and is a lovely medium to slim build. In addition, she has an incredibly sexy voice. The next best thing is her attire. Today it was black leather mini-skirt, white leather knee-length boots, and a lovely shiny blue figure hugging top. She even comes complete with a fur coat. She's very "footballer's wife" to be honest.

But the best thing is that she has befriended me!! I'm her best mate in the class. We sit together and complain about things, chiefly having to get up early in the morning.

Not married to Arshavin by any chance is she? Reckon she could put a good word in for us lol.

 

[McBain]

Its Christmas time, offer to buy here a quick one after lesson in the next two weeks. Take her somewhere out of the way and noticeably a bit more expensive. Tell her you think Ivan the Terrible was not such a bad guy, order champange. Be blase about ordering champagne and let her see your gold credit card. If you dont have a good credit card then a standard 64 crayola set has a gold crayon which will do the job scribbling over any working class credit card.

When the champagne is on its way out, say something sleazy and slightly inappropiate. Then return the conversation to normal. She will be gushing all over the show on the sly.

Pay up and leave a good tip. Then just neck her, right there. She'll love that [Poor language removed].

Tell her you have to be somewhere even if you dont. Then say that you're a live for the moment kind of guy and take her to the nearest generic rented accommodation you find, Travelodge is sound. Pay for a room, then smash Olga with all your might all over the show.

Finish, say "thank you and goodbye" in Danish and make your exit.

This advice is also available in hardback.

There aren't enough smilies to justify my outburst of laughter just then.

I want back copies of all your work