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An old one but a good one
A young woman in Liverpool was so depressed that she decided to end her life
by throwing herself into the Mersey. She went down to the docks and was
about to leap into the freezing water when a handsome young sailor saw her
tottering on the edge of the pier, crying.
He took pity on her and said, 'Look, you have so much to live for.' 'I'm off
to America in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship.
I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day.' Moving closer, he
slipped his arm round her shoulder and added, 'I'll keep you happy, and
you'll keep me happy.' The girl nodded 'yes', after all, what did she have
to lose? Perhaps a fresh start in America would give her life new meaning.
That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From
then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit,
and they made passionate love until dawn.
Two weeks later during a routine inspection she was discovered by the
captain. 'What are you doing here?' the captain asked.
'I have an arrangement with one of the sailors', she explained. 'I get food
and a trip to America, and he's screwing me'.
'He certainly is', the captain said. 'This is the Birkenhead Ferry.'
A young woman in Liverpool was so depressed that she decided to end her life
by throwing herself into the Mersey. She went down to the docks and was
about to leap into the freezing water when a handsome young sailor saw her
tottering on the edge of the pier, crying.
He took pity on her and said, 'Look, you have so much to live for.' 'I'm off
to America in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship.
I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day.' Moving closer, he
slipped his arm round her shoulder and added, 'I'll keep you happy, and
you'll keep me happy.' The girl nodded 'yes', after all, what did she have
to lose? Perhaps a fresh start in America would give her life new meaning.
That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From
then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit,
and they made passionate love until dawn.
Two weeks later during a routine inspection she was discovered by the
captain. 'What are you doing here?' the captain asked.
'I have an arrangement with one of the sailors', she explained. 'I get food
and a trip to America, and he's screwing me'.
'He certainly is', the captain said. 'This is the Birkenhead Ferry.'
